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Davezilla: Clean Humor, Filthy Comments © Dave Linabury 1994-2008. Unrelated to Toho, its products or services.
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I shouldn’t have had that last bran muffin before I put these sac-free panties on (backwards).
I don’t wanna know…
One drunk night steve found out how pain full waxing the pubic area is…. Especially when the person waxing is Blind.
The turnout at the Scissor Sisters audition was not looking too promising, even if the blind guy did have good legs.
….and the first Tuesday of every month, the undercover Al Queda cell would meet in Kaled’s kitchen and perform a passion play about immorality…
“You do the hokey-pokey and you turn yourself around…”
Why is there a door on every other cabinet?
“I think you’re ready for the Gay Olympics. Squeeze those ass-cheeks”
“OK, you can take the picture, but don’t post it on the Intarweb.”
Robbie, I told you the 80’s were coming back, now you just have to learn one more sweet move and we are goin clubbin!
After a long hard day at work, bubba & earl like to unwind with a few fourties and some culture club. Tragically, earl’s internet savy sister earleen caught them with her birthday cake. now they can never show there faces at rodney’s bait & tackle again. Do you really want to hurt me?
Alright Jimmy, it’s a duet…so sing it with me now:
“We are the world (we are the world)
We are the children (yeah, we are the children)
We are the ones to make a brighter day
So let’s start giving (so let’s start giving)
There’s a choice we’re making
We’re saving our own lives
It’s true we make a brighter day
Just you and me
Come on, now, let me hear ya!”
GROSS!!!!
crowd: “dance earl, dance!!!”
Jimmy: Why? Oh why, did I make that stupid bet?
Earl: “I feel so pretty! So pretty!”
skinny guy: “I’m a maniac, maniac….”:limp:
not so skinny guy: “I’m scared, can I put my pants back on?”:-?
Andre the Giant, Jr and Jimmy the Weasel, Jr practise their moves in the kitchen. Jimmy Jr is a second-cousin to Ron “the Hedgehog” Jeremy.
At the auditions for the next J.C. Penny Underwear ads…
Ugly fat white guys gone wild:wang:
I’m seriously considering lesbianism.
Ten point penalty on the Man Card.
To quote great literature,(bumper sticker) what if the hokey-pokey is what it’s all about?
I remember reading a comment by one Mr. Davezilla that unless the photo was credited to someone else, he was the photographer in question. There is no polite way to ask what you were doing and how you convinced them to partially disrobe, put on Speedos (please note I totally gave them the benefit of the doubt that they weren’t already rocking those undergarments) and take actual photographic evidence of the entire situation.
I think I’m going to barf..
Yeah, Zilla. Some girl raises a good point. What the hell were you doing in that room?
Normally a roomful of men in their underwear sounds like a party to me. In this case, no f-ing way.
Jimmy: C’mon Earl! Set the ball - I wanna spike it!
Earl: Jay-sus! Ah think ah jest sat on muh beer bottle!
Jimmy: They ain’t placebos Earl! Wheeee!
If Dave was rockin’ it in the :boxers:’s, he’d be lookin’ a lot finer. Not to mention that Mr. Cletus McTrailerPark wouldn’t be dancing with him, Natalie would.:undies:
Interesting photo, I’m guessing it’s somewhere in eastern Europe because:
1. There’s a stove pipe coming out of the top of the refridgerator.
2. The tablecloth pattern is clearly from the famed 1962 Krakow Design School Expo.
3. The Polish White Tail Pumas (see jersey logo) were last year’s champs at the annual all-male Balkans Polka Jamboree in Gdansk.
And yet ANOTHER case made for bringing back the Draft
“Under under underpants! I ain’t got no pants! Just under under underpants.” (To the tune of the Thundercats theme).
Remember when Mom and Dad spilled a glass of water at the cafeteria! Oh, man it was sooooooo funny…..remember …..it was soooooo funny