Overheard: Insane neighbors edition

Posted by Davezilla 19 September, 2005 Latest: mikeB, Fran, Melissa, Sunshinegrl, Merth,

Cougar: “You didn’t use the ice from the green tray, did you?
Boyfriend: “Yes … why?”
Cougar: “That ice is stale! It’s been in the freezer for months.”
Boyfriend: “How can ice go stale? It’s frozen water.”
Cougar: “Well, I say it can!”

[Definition of Cougar]

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20 comments:

  1. kismet, 19, September 2005, 0:10 |  

    Next time I get a slushie I’m gonna say that. :grin:

     
  2. Spud, 19, September 2005, 1:11 |  

    [b]cougar[/b]
    An older woman who likes to date/mate with younger men.

    what do they call blokes of this ilk?

    :geek:

     
  3. Minnie, 19, September 2005, 2:00 |  

    > what do they call blokes of this ilk?

    Sugar daddies?

     
  4. Spud, 19, September 2005, 2:49 |  

    ah yes, silly me…

    who’s yo daddy?

     
  5. Nina, 19, September 2005, 9:31 |  

    :lol: Was the Cougar a blonde?

    :lol::wtf: Thanks for the definition as well! I had never heard of that!

     
  6. Davezilla, 19, September 2005, 9:34 |  

    Hard to say. Seems to be wearing a wig. If not, she’s having a bad hair life. She has curly, brown hair, piled up to resemble old spaghetti, a rather slender and well shaped figure … until you see the gut. She has a beer gut that makes her look 6 months preggers. She’s looked that way for a year and drinks a lot, so I’m pretty sure it’s not a baby. :wtf:

     
  7. Nina, 19, September 2005, 10:46 |  

    :lol: Looking like that she still picks up younger men? Wow!!

     
  8. Davezilla, 19, September 2005, 11:09 |  

    Well, I’m not saying her BF is any prize winner. :twisted:

     
  9. Nina, 19, September 2005, 11:18 |  

    :lol:

     
  10. Bubbles, 19, September 2005, 13:01 |  

    I once had a roommate who would only use bagged ‘party’ ice from the grocery store. She claimed ice made in trays picked up funky freezer-food tastes. Maybe these two should start a support group.

     
  11. rust, 19, September 2005, 14:56 |  

    I just realized that my second ex-wife was a puma (the latina version of cougar)…

    Well, of course I still got all my hair. Although she did bite off about an inch of my …. uhhh…

    ’nuff said. It was her birthday yesterday. She’s now officially a senior citizen.

     
  12. pappy, 19, September 2005, 15:41 |  

    OMGWTFBBQ!! (look here..)

    (By the way, if that totally looks screwed up up there, I apologize, I’m trying to work on my HTML skills.)

    Wow I bet she was blonde. :lol:

     
  13. Nina, 19, September 2005, 16:58 |  

    :lol: that’s great pappy! I like definition #2 the best!

     
  14. Mandy, 19, September 2005, 17:05 |  

    Cougars abound and they’re STEALING OUR MEN! :evil:

     
  15. Spud, 19, September 2005, 18:57 |  

    Arrrrgggh…

    Avast, me proud beauty! Wanna know why my Roger is so Jolly?

     
  16. mikeB, 19, September 2005, 19:07 |  

    What are the odds of capturing said cougar on your blessed camera, Dave?

     
  17. Fran, 19, September 2005, 23:29 |  

    For the record, I’m not a cougar or a black panther and I say ice can and does go stale and smells funny.

    Oh, I’m sorry. That was a frozen fish stick. :roll:

     
  18. Melissa, 20, September 2005, 8:41 |  

    So why dont ya through thte stale ice down the sink and make FRESH!!!

     
  19. Sunshinegrl, 21, September 2005, 12:34 |  

    Cause that would require common sence, and God forbid we should use that.

     
  20. Merth, 26, September 2005, 14:21 |  

    > what do they call blokes of this ilk?

    They are called a pervert :razz: