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Note to self: do NOT read Davezilla right before going to bed.
Can’t sleep, spraycan will eat me. Can’t sleep, spraycan will eat me. Can’t sleep, spraycan will eat me.
Like this?
..so I was saying to Dave here one day, hey I have a plan to market the new air freshener, you know, he kinda looked at me funny, but I say hey! look at the results!
Kind of looks like a walking
with teeth.
He’s horrified of the damage he’s causing by not being a spray pump instead.
Y’all weren’t supposed to find out about that!:wtf:
…see these trees, Spraycan guy? Even you and your ozone-hole causing CFCs couldn’t kill them. Prepare to die.
and this,kids,is why you shouldn’t do drugs!:lol:
That look on Mr. Spraycan’s face says that he is either very afraid of the camera man, or that the fellow next to him has very cold hands, if you know what I mean!
nice site
this is what we call “unintentional porn”
Hey Mom, can we keep him!?