Ten ways to make a sushi chef lose it
- “Hold the onions and slap some gravy on the fries willya?”
- Send back every piece of Nigiri and yell, “Don’t you people know what medium-well means?”
- Ask for ketchup.
- “I’ve don’t know what’s in sushi, but it sure is good! Just glad there’s no seafood in it cause I’m deathly allergic to fish.”
- Tell the chef his sushi was, “Not as good as the refrigerated sushi at Costco.”
- “Waaassssssaaaaaaaabbbbiiiiiiii!”
- “What is this shit? It looks like raw fish and rice.”
- “My goldfish died today. Can we eat him?”
- “I’ll take a breast and thigh meal.”
- “Are the Godzilla rolls really made from Godzilla?”
