Note to Self, No. 5,699

The next time you hear an odd moaning sound coming from the neighbor’s balcony, resist the urge to see what is causing it.

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25 comments:

  1. ariel, 26, August 2005, 2:31 |  

    i take it you did take a peek, and i must say- inquiring minds need to know!

     
  2. Kami, 26, August 2005, 2:39 |  

    I’d say that whole leg flailing thing gave it away. :wtf:

     
  3. Kenn, 26, August 2005, 2:55 |  

    Indeed. Cause your own odd moaning sounds instead.

     
  4. Garth, 26, August 2005, 3:14 |  

    Aaaah Ken, I would, but how pretty is a solo not so low as to cause you to look……..sad, sadl, sad.

     
  5. Spud, 26, August 2005, 4:30 |  

    Old people with dangling bits should not have sex on balconies.

    however…

    if they are nubile young college type nymphettes, by all means look.

     
  6. Lung the Younger, 26, August 2005, 5:03 |  

    You’re right Dave. It’s a well documented fact that people who investigate strange moaning noises tend to get their brains eaten.

     
  7. Steve, 26, August 2005, 5:55 |  

    So …. are we going to see the results of your investigation on flickr???

     
  8. Darth Vader, 26, August 2005, 9:23 |  

    The next time you hear an odd moaning sound coming from the neighbor’s balcony, masturbate together

     
  9. MIKEL, 26, August 2005, 10:04 |  

    You never know, it may be a women pleasuring herself in need of some COCK. If you dont look it may be a piece of ass you could of had.

     
  10. rust, 26, August 2005, 11:17 |  

    I hope it had nothing to do with dogs, tongues, genitalia and perversion.

    Or maybe yes.:evil:

     
  11. mikeB, 26, August 2005, 12:04 |  

    Just tell us: Was it :wang:worthy or :limp:inducing?

     
  12. larfus, 26, August 2005, 12:26 |  

    well Dave it could of just been a constipated pigeon. :roll:

     
  13. Esther, 26, August 2005, 12:32 |  

    Lovely, Mikel.:razz:

     
  14. Highland Lass, 26, August 2005, 12:37 |  

    If you don’t want to take the chance of getting your eyes blistered then don’t look! Go ahead - live for danger! :twisted:

     
  15. Mandy, 26, August 2005, 12:56 |  

    Was it the scary Albanians?

     
  16. Nikki, 26, August 2005, 13:23 |  

    From what I heard, mike, it was definitely :limp:.

     
  17. rust, 26, August 2005, 13:43 |  

    I think what is on most people’s minds is this: DID YOU GET A PHOTO?

     
  18. logtar, 26, August 2005, 15:35 |  

    I would tell someone else to go look first, for sure.

     
  19. Morbid Angel, 26, August 2005, 16:30 |  

    I say get out the tape recorder and then play it back at 2 in the morning:lol:

     
  20. dr4g0n, 26, August 2005, 17:03 |  

    :smile:HEY! :boobs:QUIT PEEKING OVER MY BALCONY :undies:DAMNIT!!!!!:twisted:::lol:

     
  21. Dante, 26, August 2005, 18:17 |  

    “ooooo….yesssss….chocolate!”

    I started laughing when I read this post. When I was in school. A CATHOLIC school…

     
  22. jl, 26, August 2005, 18:38 |  

    KNOW YOUR NEIGHBOR, OR AT LEAST WHAT THEY LOOK LIKE!

     
  23. Dustin, 26, August 2005, 19:09 |  

    Sorry about all the noise….:wang::undies:

     
  24. leanne, 27, August 2005, 1:05 |  

    what if it were 2 :wang:’s going for it :eek:

     
  25. Anonymous, 29, August 2005, 9:35 |  
    Davezilla

    So exactly what was there?