IKEA products that sound dirty, but aren’t

23 August, 2005 Latest: dk, Dante, MIKE, BOO, Sexy Dyke,
  1. FUKTA Saucer
  2. MODEST Knobs
  3. FARTYG Triple Ceiling Spotlight
  4. KRABB Mirror
  5. SEXTOL Spotlight
  6. TRAMPA Door Mat
  7. SKRUTT Magnet
  8. ABSORB Leathercare Set
  9. KUNGSHATT, Mushroom Decoration
  10. BANGSUND Bed with Storage
  11. BJÖRKEN Mirror Cabinet
  12. FAGELBO Sofa-Bed
  13. JERKER Desk
  14. JUSSI Table
  15. INEZ LÖV Cushion Cover
  16. GROGGY Corkscrew
  17. LYCKEBY Box
  18. MANGEL Drying Rack
  19. NIPPER Spice Mill
  20. VÄGIS Key Cabinet

Research assistance by Natalie

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15 comments:

  1. TheFaramir, 23, August 2005, 0:06 |  

    AAAHAHAHAHA! I found a corner of my garage where I can get Internet access!

    I’m happy.

     
  2. CJ, 23, August 2005, 0:44 |  

    Love the link. Next time I don’t feel like living anymore, I think I’ll have a 3 day standoff between me and my Mr.Coffee.

     
  3. Bob Boyn, 23, August 2005, 2:12 |  

    Screw the Danish! (Hmm…wasn’t that a scene from American Pie?)

    Nasa just came out with the Stay Free Launch Pad.

     
  4. Spud, 23, August 2005, 2:30 |  

    You made those up…

    say you did

    ease my mind

    :wtf:

     
  5. Davezilla, 23, August 2005, 6:27 |  

    I did not, Spud. I wanted to directly link to each one, but their server doesn’t allow it. Yes, Virginia. There really is a Fukta Saucer.

    http://www.ikea.com/webapp/wcs/stores/servlet/ProductsAZView?storeId=12&langId=-1&catalogId=10101

     
  6. mikeB, 23, August 2005, 7:27 |  

    I rubbed my MANGEL all over the JERKER and this hot lookin’ SKRUTT name of INEZ LOV walks in. She was quite the TRAMPA, so we had SEXTOL all night long.

    But the bitch gave me KRABBS. :dead:

     
  7. Spud, 23, August 2005, 8:31 |  

    The links would have been good, reminds me of a thread at Rc about car names.

    The latest out from Toyota is the Kluger, I mean really, who comes up with these names?

    Some web guy?

    :grin:

     
  8. Jason Beaird, 23, August 2005, 11:41 |  

    I just went to Ikea last weekend. I didn’t pickup any FUKTA saucers, but I saw someone knock over and break a stack of KRABB with their cart.

     
  9. Esther, 23, August 2005, 12:23 |  

    Good thing I didn’t reach for that 239th can of Dr.P yesterday.:java:

     
  10. rust, 23, August 2005, 12:38 |  

    As Hustler is to Playboy, so is IDOMO to Ikea

    1. Qing Queen Bedroom Set
    2. Amanda Beech Sideboard
    3. Cholula Armoire
    4. Fiona Computer Desk

    Of course, as in any kind of XXX-rated furniture, you would have to actually go into the store to see hot Bookcase on Armoire action.

    Be sure to ask for Idette. She knows how to take care of a customer… Heaven knows she was conceived for it!

     
  11. dk, 23, August 2005, 14:49 |  

    I have had the Jussy Table and it good; it’s really good.:roll:

     
  12. Dante, 23, August 2005, 17:41 |  

    The quality of the FUKTA Saucer is, I daresay, orgasmic!

     
  13. MIKE, 24, August 2005, 11:32 |  

    You just can’t keep your hands off the jerker table, Pass some more of that cream polish

     
  14. BOO, 25, August 2005, 0:09 |  

    Is’nt a Trampa pretty much a door mat anyhow?(lost in translation)

     
  15. Sexy Dyke, 25, August 2005, 9:04 |  

    I had Sextol in a Fukta Saucer last week with me babe. wink wink :razz: :lol: