Davezilla: Clean Humor, Filthy Comments

26 comments:

1. Dante, 20, August 2005, 0:52 |  
   “Dante if he were black”

    
2. Spud, 20, August 2005, 2:12 |  
   “Oh great and wise spirit, give me the strength to finish this set…”

   “before you, I do the spread eagle dance of humbleness…”

   

    
3. Bob Boyn, 20, August 2005, 2:43 |  
   “Boo Hoo, I am so sad. 1978 called and wants it’s tux back!”

    
4. Frisko5, 20, August 2005, 5:11 |  
   He is feeling the love, being moved by the music. I did read the memo about 1978 wanting his tux back

    
5. GrumpySimon, 20, August 2005, 6:04 |  
   No! I will NOT play “Werewolves of London” one more time! I don’t care if this is your wedding! I QUIT!

   –Simon

    
6. Lisa, 20, August 2005, 6:41 |  
   One more request really would kill him.

    
7. Anonymous, 20, August 2005, 9:16 |  
   

   James Brown playing his Organ??:idea:

    
8. Sel, 20, August 2005, 9:31 |  
   Stevie had always wondered if he could play piano AND go down on himself at the same time.

    
9. Mike, 20, August 2005, 9:51 |  
   Even in death, Leroy couldn’t let go of his organ.

    
10. CJ, 20, August 2005, 10:00 |  
    Even as a young man playing early gigs, the multi-instrument talented Jimmy Hendrix had that certain “stage presence”.

     
11. pappy, 20, August 2005, 11:33 |  
    “Oh my God, someone stole my bench!!”

     
12. c-rolla, 20, August 2005, 11:46 |  
    Number 101 from 1001 Great Tricks to play on a blind Man; the ole pull out the bench trick.

     
13. rust, 20, August 2005, 14:25 |  
    He just found out that “Walken for President in 2008″ was a hoax… now he can’t get it up!

     
14. FAA, 20, August 2005, 15:44 |  
    The Inagadda-father-davida of Soul

     
15. DK, 20, August 2005, 18:30 |  
    Disco night at the physical therapy center for quadriplegics.

     
16. banda, 20, August 2005, 22:09 |  
    “Dang! You’d think you’d be able to find a contact lens on a bright orange shag carpet, but noooooooo.”

     
17. JFLY, 20, August 2005, 22:31 |  
    A young Ray Charles, after being told what he was wearing…

     
18. Lung the Younger, 21, August 2005, 4:44 |  
    So that’s why Christopher Walken tried to shoot Martin Sheen at the end of ‘The Dead Zone’. He was jealous. After all, Walken is just a common actor whereas Martin Sheen is a REAL president.

     
19. Chad, 21, August 2005, 13:26 |  
    I cant feel my legs, I cant feel my legs

     
20. ramjet, 21, August 2005, 16:21 |  
    what do you mean im black?:wang:

     
21. Keith Burgin, 21, August 2005, 17:31 |  
    Born to a wealthy black family, raised in the Hamptons, Trevor “Jelly Roll” Johnson never had the nack for blues piano until he discovered, during gym class, that his package was much smaller than the other black students in his class.

    Now, every so often, Jelly Roll Johnson has to reaquaint himself with the blues by staring at his crotch during performances.

     
22. bill r, 22, August 2005, 3:39 |  
    were the @$&*! is my stool

     
23. MIKE, 22, August 2005, 9:29 |  
    Steal the drums, you will never get the organ out by yourself.

     
24. Anonymous, 22, August 2005, 10:56 |  
    

    Leroy just never could FACE THE MUSIC!:grin:

     
25. mikeB, 22, August 2005, 16:33 |  
    The color of the carpet is clearing sucking away his will to life.

     
26. girl, 22, August 2005, 23:58 |  
    “…I couldn’t believe my eyes! some asshole just walked right up and stole Stevie’s bench right out from under him!”