Things I never want to see happen on The Sims

Posted by Davezilla 18 August, 2005 Latest: Kami, Spud, Pedal Princess, Mandy, Olly,
  1. Nude clown orgies
  2. Goat oil-wrestling
  3. Snacktime with Michael Jackson
  4. Republican boner contest
  5. Goatse ability
  6. Jack Ozbourne-Paris Hilton lovefest
  7. Projectile Leprosy plague
  8. All Sims women become Ann Coulter
  9. My Albanian neighbors
  10. Yanni soundtrack
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16 comments:

  1. rust, 18, August 2005, 1:21 |  

    That the “Ponderosa Nature Camp” (Freelton, Ontario) should become the “official” nudie colony. Far better the Four Seasons Strip Farm and Pervert Park (home to Nude Miss World).

    I fear encountering cybernetic recreations of my parents…

     
  2. Dante, 18, August 2005, 1:39 |  

    11. A debate of two moderate candidates for Mayor of Sioux City (I’d die of boredom).

    12. Cum-shooting contest

    13. “How to make gruel in 12 Seconds” with Steve Allen

    14. “What happens if you put a kitten in the microwave?”

    However, we can all agree that one thing I would want to see would be Nikki and Mandy wrestling! :smile:

     
  3. JFLY, 18, August 2005, 1:59 |  

    I love the Sims (still obsessed with Bustin’ Out)!!! Yes, I am a sicko addict…sigh…but I have a renewed interest thanks to the cheat codes my daughter found…LOL

    #1 More hideous decor…Queer Eye could really do this game some good.

    #2 An even uglier or more annoying mother who walks in on you while you use the toilet…I swear she IS my mother-in-law.

    #3 Even crappier cars…what about a nice Vette or a cool Jeep Wrangler…a Jaguar, maybe?

    #4 An even freakier choice of men to sleep with…OMG :limp:

    #5 A worse profession…why don’t they just make crack-whore an option?

    #6 More psychotic kids…hell, the killer clown child isn’t reason enough to practice abstinenece?

    #7 Even worse music…at least the Vice City series has actual songs and original artists.

    But I do have a blast re-creating infamous celebrities and torturing them…:evil:

     
  4. memer, 18, August 2005, 3:55 |  

    :boobs::boobs:
    :wang:

     
  5. Nikki, 18, August 2005, 7:27 |  

    #5. :dead:

     
  6. Simon, 18, August 2005, 9:59 |  

    …The Sims III

    –Simon

     
  7. Mikel, 18, August 2005, 10:29 |  

    Blow Job contests

     
  8. Merth, 18, August 2005, 12:15 |  

    I have never played the game but, here goes…

    Things I do not want to see on the Sims:

    11. Televised Sims bowling tournament
    12. Sims Texas Hold’Em tournament

    13. Sims characters sitting in front of the computer playing Sim City for hours on end.

    14. Sims characters updating their blog…
    ie. “Today, I ate a digitized cheese sandwhich.”

     
  9. Dante, 18, August 2005, 14:32 |  

    “How to give yourself a blowjob!”

     
  10. Anonymous, 18, August 2005, 14:36 |  
    Davezilla

    :wang::boobs::boobs::boobs::boobs:
    :wang::wang::wang::limp::wang::wang:

     
  11. MIKE, 18, August 2005, 15:28 |  

    Graphic pictures of the substance that makes panties stick to the wall

     
  12. Kami, 18, August 2005, 17:08 |  

    The results of a NAMBLA patch. :dead:

     
  13. Spud, 18, August 2005, 19:12 |  

    Well I’d like to see the simms breakout into all out total war, from sticks and stones, all the way to nuking each other.

    yeah, I’d like that.

    :geek:

     
  14. Pedal Princess, 18, August 2005, 22:29 |  

    I quite prefer Yanni.

     
  15. Mandy, 19, August 2005, 7:05 |  

    I wouldn’t admit that too loudly around this crowd, Pedal Princess. :kiss:

     
  16. Olly, 19, August 2005, 7:38 |  

    Mmmm… nude clowns…

    SHIT! Sorry, did I type that out loud?