Sudden realization

Posted by Davezilla 17 August, 2005 Latest: larfus, tinamarie, Fred, Hank,

Today I felt old for the first time. No, I’m not getting creaky bones, or wrinkles or even moving slower than I did in my 20s.

I discovered …

a …

white …

chest hair.

Shoot me now. :oops:

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29 comments:

  1. Dante, 17, August 2005, 0:55 |  

    I suddenly realise your HTML is fucked up somewhere! :grin:

     
  2. em, 17, August 2005, 5:02 |  

    could have been worse… could have been a grey pube!:limp:

     
  3. Davezilla, 17, August 2005, 6:42 |  

    HTML is fine. The returns were intended for dramtaic effect. Guess I failed. :neutral:

     
  4. Bob Boyn, 17, August 2005, 7:44 |  

    I would rather be a guy in my early 40s with some salt and pepper than one of those 85 year old guys with jet black hair.

     
  5. Steppenwolf, 17, August 2005, 8:27 |  

    You only need to worry about being old when you reach a point where the pics on the Link of the Day don’t make you smile Zilla. Too cool! :smile:

     
  6. Ernest Von Yungler, 17, August 2005, 8:37 |  

    yeah, jet black crop on top and white withered never regions…

    oh yeah, a happy thought dave

    there’s more to come…

    :boobs:

     
  7. Spud, 17, August 2005, 8:51 |  

    Why were you looking?

    :geek:

     
  8. Bob Boyn, 17, August 2005, 9:49 |  

    Do those guys get up in the morning, look in the mirror and say, “I don’t look a day over 78″?

     
  9. ReV.JeLLyBaBy, 17, August 2005, 10:14 |  

    I always dreaded getting grey hair.

    Now I wish I had more of it……

    :smile:

     
  10. Mikel, 17, August 2005, 10:20 |  

    Im not old by no means but, the other day I got a fuckin hemorrhoid

     
  11. Mikel, 17, August 2005, 10:21 |  

    did i mention that hemorrhoid’s suck!!!!!!!!!!

     
  12. mikeB, 17, August 2005, 10:25 |  

    Dave. You’re still cool by us.

    For an old fuck. :twisted:

     
  13. Bob Boyn, 17, August 2005, 11:25 |  

    Salt and pepper looks cool on men. On women? Sorry girls.

     
  14. rust, 17, August 2005, 12:34 |  

    Well Dave, I’ve got your order in for those drugs you wanted: the penis enlarger, the erection maintainer and the ejaculation augmenter.

    May Spunky have mercy on your soul.

     
  15. wookiee, 17, August 2005, 13:16 |  

    I’ve got one white beard hair and two white arm hairs. It’s all downhill now.

     
  16. Kami, 17, August 2005, 13:51 |  

    *ponders if someone can have white ass hairs*:grin:

    Stay away from the Ron Popeil hair spray paint stuff.

     
  17. Merth, 17, August 2005, 14:00 |  

    Yet another good reason to crossover into the metrosexual world.

    Shave/wax everything.

    Then, you never know that the hair grey. :eek:

     
  18. Darth Vader, 17, August 2005, 14:35 |  

    You were stewardess in Noah’s Arch :mrgreen:

     
  19. MIKE, 17, August 2005, 15:05 |  

    Look at the positive side, You could be plucking them off your girl friends chest:!:

     
  20. Mandy, 17, August 2005, 15:32 |  

    At 41 I’m suprised it’s only your first one. :kiss:

     
  21. Spud, 17, August 2005, 18:21 |  

    Dave has a good life, no stress, no bugs, just a white hair.

    Wookiee has a girlfriend
    Dave has a girfriend

    They both have white hairs

    it can mean only one thing…

    do you know what the “one” thing is?

    :-?

     
  22. pappy, 17, August 2005, 21:22 |  

    I say people should just be glad when they still have any hair to examine..

    (Not that I’m missing any. I’ve got a full head.) :razz::smile:

     
  23. larfus, 17, August 2005, 22:25 |  

    could of been worse Dave I mean it could of been a grey ear hair poking out.:-?

     
  24. tinamarie, 18, August 2005, 0:15 |  

    Ernest, those are called “nether regions.”

    A white, withered NEVER region.

    hmmmm…..sounds like the viagra isn’t working. Or the wife is getting very, very cold (if you know what I mean.) :razz:

     
  25. tinamarie, 18, August 2005, 0:18 |  

    p.s. HERE’S TO 41!!! My birthday today, and I am proud to be born in the same year as the ‘zilla.

    As for me, my white hairs are on my head, hiding amongst the dark brown, peeking out occasionally to make me look wise, or something like that. I tell my kids I have one white hair for every time they have broken my heart. They’re not buying it. Little smartasses!

     
  26. Spud, 18, August 2005, 2:58 |  

    Happy Birthday Tina! :grin:

     
  27. Fred, 18, August 2005, 12:14 |  

    Women with a few white hairs are sexy - to many is to old! Call me a student of Freud - I always loved ‘em a decade older than me! (I got the energy - they got the know how!). Any out here fom hee Boston area raise your hand!

     
  28. Anonymous, 18, August 2005, 17:48 |  
    Davezilla




    :boxers:Pull up your BIG BOY Panties & deal with it

     
  29. Hank, 19, August 2005, 16:40 |  

    I was fourteen when i found my first white hair… that was two years ago.