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ROCK AND ROLL! Thank you AKRON! you people ROCK!
The next song we’re gonna play, we made over TWO MILLION copies, some of which sold, others were stolen… It’s called “MY TOWN ROCKS!” — it was written by Stu our drummer.
And it goes like this….
dayam thats a hugh bitch!
My colleague said: “Tra lalalala give me your money … tra lalalala give me your money”.
I said: “Beat itttttt, beat it, no one wants to be defeated!!!”
Lordy, where’s that woman’s neck?
Well itsa one for the money
Two fora da show
Three to getta ready
Go cat go
but don’t you
step on my pink lady
thank you
thank you verry much
“Fat bottom girls make the world go around”
Hit me baby one more time!
This song, Written by my Brother goes like this, Roll her in flour, wait about an hour, Hunt for the bisquit la,la,la,
“I wanna make sweet love you you Pink topped and blue bottomed woman, but it seems you have already meade love to 24 Snicker bars this afternoon. “
I like big butts and I can not lie, you other brothers can deny. When a girl walks in with a itty bitty waist and a round thing in your face you get sprung.
This is my song!
Please try to sing along!
I’m cooler than king kong!
Other words ending in ong!
:roll:has anyone seen my tye dye?
The bigger the cushion, the sweeter the pushin’
That’s what I said
The looser the waistband, the deeper the quicksand
Or so I have read
My baby fits me like a flesh tuxedo
I’d like to sink her with my pink torpedo
Big bottom, big bottom
Talk about bum cakes, my girl’s got ‘em
Big bottom drive me out of my mind
How could I leave this behind?
I met her on Monday, twas my lucky bun day
You know what I mean
I love her each weekday, each velvety cheek day
You know what I mean
My love gun’s loaded and she’s in my sights
Big game is waiting there inside her tights, yeah
Big bottom, big bottom
Talk about mud flaps, my girl’s got ‘em
Big bottom drive me out of my mind
How could I leave this behind?
:thong::thong::thong:
(and congrats on Chevy. Looks nice!)
I drove my Chevy.com to the levy.
Um, that’s “big bottom girl’s make the rocking world go round” the rest of the world goes around on love. Or is it chocolate?
Ooooh, I like to ride through the park with no pants on
like to ride through the park with no pants on
I like to ride through the park with not pants ooooon…skeedy-otin-deedly-otin-deeee!
say no to
:wang::limp::undies::panties:
Which park, Katie?
Now everybody turn around…face the other way, Oooh yeah, yeah…:roll:
Thank-you, thank-you!
The chevy site validates perfectly and is xhtml strict for added geekery. [tear forms in eye /]
Hooya. I’m Michael Stapp.
:crickets:
You know, of Creed? I’m strande–er, TOURING here in South Florida and I’m looking for a pretty girl to help me write my next hit song!
I was thinking ‘Cocaine Makes Me So Horny’ would be a good title….?
Anyone…?
http://www.livejournal.com/community/ohnotheydidnt/2990262.html
give me what you got for a pok chop, my name is jimmie and wont stop!
To the left, to the left, to the right, to the right….lady in the BACK, you’re going the WRONG WAY, BITCH!
If I didn’t have sores on my donger…
I’d fuck one of you bitches in the butt…
And if my pole was a little longer…
I’d do that big fat slut…
“I left my heart in San Francisco. Spare change for bus fare?
Hey Dave,
Just re. Chevrolet.com. I would swap the Equinox with a larger SUV, for appearances sake. As a Canadian, I think the Equinox is a nifty vehicle–built in Ontario, if memory serves, but it is a crossover, and might not be manly/macho/intimidating enough to serve as the front door to an SUV page. Good looking page though!
check out my sexy calves, ladies!!!!
DAve: That’s just how we roll.
David O.: We usually don’t get to make that call. Chevy does.
“Fat bottom girls, you make the rockin’ world go ’round…” Queen
mikeB! huzzah
This is the theme to Davezilla.com,
The theme to Davezilla.com.
Dave called me up and asked if I would write his theme song.
I’m almost halfway finished,
How do you like it so far,
How do you like the theme to Davezilla.com.
This is the theme to Davezilla.com,
The opening theme to Davezilla.com.
This is the music that you hear as you watch the blogroll.
We’re almost to the part of where I start to whistle.
Then we’ll read “Clean Humor and Filthy Comments”.
I’m as lonely as hell and i wanna fine bitch
the girl in pink with short, scratch my itch
Gee. Fat people are so funny. Ha ha ha. You guys have me rolling in the aisles, I tell you.
I hope your ass never gets big, for your sake.
Sorry, but I end up with a severe humor deficit when the best comment that half of you can come up with is to make fun of her fat. Congrats to those of you who came up with lyrics, real or made up. You get props.
That’s me in 20 years!
yo dave, mozilla is breaking up the site.
Oh no! They say she’s got to go! go Go Godzilla!!!:wtf:
“If your hippy and ya know it clap your hands!”
Hi Nik!
oh, you guys are hurting fat people’s feelings.ha, ha
hey tinamarie - I happen to be fat, and I’m one of the people who made a fat joke. I think I’m allowed, hon.
Actually Keith, your comment was pretty damn funny. However, “Dayum, that’s a huge bitch!” just doesn’t send me into paroxyms of laughter. Hell, it didn’t even make me smile.
Chalk it up to PMS or NES (not enough sex.) I just wasn’t laughing much last night.
That’s a quote (actually about a tall woman, not a fat one) from Deuce Bigalow.