Reminds me. I need to get my leather jacket cleaned.

Posted by Davezilla 15 August, 2005 Latest: echinuts, lionel, MRME, Sellitman, arnie,

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59 comments:

  1. rust, 15, August 2005, 0:14 |  

    She’s wearing a bikini! Saints preserve us! Her boobs are hanging over her belly button!

    …

    Wait a minute … that’s my third ex-mother-in-law.

     
  2. Simon, 15, August 2005, 1:45 |  

    The kid’s face says it all…

    –Simon

     
  3. tinamarie, 15, August 2005, 1:46 |  

    What ethnicity is that woman? My God, she can’t be caucasian…no caucasian comes in that color. She actually looks like tanned leather.

    And that little boy…is he showing how he looks when he’s puking, because that would be an appropriate response to her skin.

    Damn. That’s wrong. So very wrong. :wtf:

     
  4. Cherish, 15, August 2005, 2:13 |  

    I want to legally change her name to Mela Noma.

     
  5. James, 15, August 2005, 2:23 |  

    :wtf: Some biker chicks don’t just wear leather… they are leather.

     
  6. Spud, 15, August 2005, 2:57 |  

    Farking hell, now that’s a tan!

    :wtf:

     
  7. Deb, 15, August 2005, 2:57 |  

    :oops: Great advertising for sunscreen!

     
  8. Kenn, 15, August 2005, 3:14 |  

    Awww, the Coppertone girl is all growed up.

     
  9. JFLY, 15, August 2005, 3:16 |  

    WHY is this woman still working on her tan?

    WHY is she not dead from skin cancer?

    WHY does her family allow her out in public half naked?

    WHY, Dave, WHY?

    Kill me now :dead:

     
  10. Dante, 15, August 2005, 3:22 |  

    Dave, thou art guilty of Bonercide!! :boxers:

     
  11. Spud, 15, August 2005, 3:42 |  

    Ha! Bonercide a new word enters the world…

     
  12. jl, 15, August 2005, 4:05 |  

    hell, she’s probably only 35!
    Look at it this way, think of the money her family will save on either embalming or cremation, she’s already cooked and dried out!

     
  13. jl, 15, August 2005, 4:07 |  

    And lets not forget…………..

    OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!:eek::wtf:

     
  14. Anna, 15, August 2005, 4:07 |  

    You know, I think it has a certain beauty …. that wrinkled skin. It speaks of a life well lived, of a devil-may-care attitude. I’m old, bold and beautiful. And if you don’t like it … you can kiss my wrinkly ass.

     
  15. Mandy, 15, August 2005, 6:39 |  

    Is that the Thanksgiving turkey you mentioned a few weeks ago? :dead:

     
  16. evlmister, 15, August 2005, 8:06 |  

    oh … my … god
    i was eating BREAKFAST.:wtf:

     
  17. Merth, 15, August 2005, 8:58 |  

    I am going to be sick. :dead:

     
  18. Nicholle, 15, August 2005, 9:52 |  

    I just lost my breakfast

    really :dead:

     
  19. MIKE, 15, August 2005, 10:41 |  

    DOES BRUNSWICK SREW & FRIE’S COME WITH THAT

     
  20. MIKE, 15, August 2005, 10:42 |  

    OOP’S THATS STEW

     
  21. Nikki, 15, August 2005, 12:19 |  

    Suddenly I’m hungry for a baked potato.

     
  22. Pinky, 15, August 2005, 12:48 |  

    Ladies and gentleman:

    The “poster-woman” for sun-dried…everything!

     
  23. Pinky, 15, August 2005, 12:52 |  

    You know, maybe she doesn’t know…
    Well, notice how the front of her legs are just tan and shiney? maybe she just never notices the wrinkly parts…maybe she just always sun-bathed on her stomach…maybe she’s started a new fashion trend…maybe…

    Maybe she’s thinking if she can make herself look bad enough, she can get free cosmetic surgery through some reality TV show…

     
  24. simoon, 15, August 2005, 14:05 |  

    Please, please, please tell me that the photo was Photoshop’d.

    Please.

     
  25. anonymuis, 15, August 2005, 14:30 |  

    ohhh Holy Maria … Holy Jesus!

    :dead:

    * :limp: *

     
  26. tander, 15, August 2005, 14:32 |  

    mmmm….grannyjerky!

     
  27. john, 15, August 2005, 15:13 |  

    guh-ROSS! Everytime I try to think of something witty, grossness overwhelms my humor.

    That boy says it all for me.

     
  28. Nessie, 15, August 2005, 15:31 |  

    Makes me think of my 9 year old daughter who thought she needed to use shoe polish to clean the brown leather office chair in her room.

     
  29. Frisko5, 15, August 2005, 17:15 |  

    That lovlie has foil in her hair to deflect the aliens.

    Scottie is dead and can no longer beam us up.

     
  30. Keith Burgin, 15, August 2005, 18:47 |  

    “Want some candy little boy?”

     
  31. evlmister, 15, August 2005, 21:29 |  

    it looks like she is wearing PANTS for frig’s sake, until you … look … closer … :dead:

     
  32. Natalie, 15, August 2005, 21:47 |  

    I <3 my SPF 30 sunscreen.

     
  33. DK, 15, August 2005, 21:58 |  

    I’m pushover for a woman with a nice tan. Do you think she has nice eyes too? :roll:

     
  34. pappy, 15, August 2005, 21:59 |  

    1. (If it is an outfit) How many cows did she kill to make it?
    2. (if it is an outfit) How the hell did she squeeze into it?!
    3. (if its an outfit) How much did she pay for it cuz omg its worth nothing..
    4. guess she doesn’t like that new spray on sunscreen :wtf:

    god thats messed up

     
  35. CroneWynd, 15, August 2005, 23:19 |  

    I WILL NEVER GO INTO THE SUN AGAIN

     
  36. larfus, 16, August 2005, 7:55 |  

    Gosh she looks like a raisin. :neutral:

     
  37. Starla, 16, August 2005, 11:07 |  

    She is seriously ready for mummification.

    Oh god, I’ll never look at a raisin the same way again. :-?

     
  38. wayne, 16, August 2005, 11:28 |  

    “WHEN I WAS A CHILD WE DIDNT HAVE SHADE!!!”:evil:

     
  39. CynBen, 16, August 2005, 13:28 |  

    I think this is a young woman who used to be obese but who had stomach stapling surgery. She is so thrilled to be “thin” and able to wear a bikini at the beach that she does not care that she has all this extra skin and she is going to be tan, by God! Think of the ovaries it takes to go out in public like that!

     
  40. Keith Burgin, 16, August 2005, 16:25 |  

    Yeah, but think about sex with her. It would sound like you’re running in a pair of courderoy pants.

     
  41. evil stepdaddy, 16, August 2005, 19:52 |  

    She look like an armordildo wit two legs:dead:

     
  42. Mollie, 16, August 2005, 23:38 |  

    That’s Just Wrong, That’s all I can say!!!:wtf:

     
  43. bill r, 17, August 2005, 1:39 |  

    oh look …it the orginal coppertone girl

     
  44. Anonymous, 17, August 2005, 4:28 |  
    Davezilla

    :twisted::twisted::twisted::twisted::twisted::twisted::twisted::twisted::twisted::twisted::twisted:

     
  45. honey bunny, 17, August 2005, 12:38 |  

    this is fake, right? i mean, there’s no way someone would do that to themselves.

    is there?

    :wtf:

    …hold me…

     
  46. jindun, 17, August 2005, 12:41 |  

    I’ve heard of catsuits, but skinsuits?

     
  47. mikeB, 17, August 2005, 18:31 |  

    This picture is wrong for so many reasons. I wish I knew where to begin. The song, “Crocodile Rock” keeps coming to mind…… :wtf:

     
  48. freddy, 18, August 2005, 6:03 |  

    :mad:she is sick and she will get skin cancer,
    and she will look as 105 years very soon
    she is stupid and destroy her skin and body
    i knowx as i stay in africa for 23 years
    skin doctor and cancer are waiting for you

     
  49. Imptress, 18, August 2005, 17:59 |  

    It puts the lotion on its skin, or it gets the hose again!

     
  50. Gott, 18, August 2005, 22:39 |  

    Wow, she must be every leather-fetishist’s dream :wtf:

     
  51. Carlo , 18, August 2005, 22:57 |  

    :mad::mad::mad::???::???::wang::wang::razz::razz::cool::cool::smile::smile::-?:-?:twisted::twisted::twisted::twisted::twisted::sad:

     
  52. echinuts, 19, August 2005, 11:28 |  






    I think the guy that came up with Bonercide hit it right on the money!

     
  53. echinuts, 19, August 2005, 11:30 |  

    i think the guy that said Bonercide called it right

    lol

     
  54. Anonymous, 21, August 2005, 22:59 |  
    Davezilla

    :mrgreen::thong:I’m going to throw up. S

     
  55. lionel, 26, August 2005, 1:57 |  

    What did she kill to make it?!

    Hey, her boobs grew in the wrong place!

     
  56. MRME, 1, September 2005, 18:52 |  

    The real Copa Cabana girl!!!!

     
  57. Anonymous, 3, September 2005, 15:45 |  
    Davezilla

    :limp:

     
  58. Sellitman, 11, September 2005, 20:17 |  

    Proof positive of Global warming!!!

     
  59. arnie, 21, October 2005, 19:29 |  

    Now I know where pork rinds realy come from! :-?