Davezilla: Clean Humor, Filthy Comments

Having way too much fun with The Perception Laboratory’s Face Transformer

Today’s post was inspired by loyal reader, Dee Evans. He says, “How about you do one of those things where you give us the punchline and we have to come up with the joke?” An excellent idea.

The punchline:
So the penguin throws out the donuts and tells the midget prostitute, “See? It’s just like riding a bike!”

I’ll go first. “You’ll never guess what I put in my secret sauce…”

It’s not often one can walk into a public restroom and hear a conversation between a man and his penis. I had just that dubious honor bestowed upon me today in a certain downtown coffeehouse chain. The gentleman, who will not be named and may or may not be pictured below, was having trouble getting the pee going and gave his unit a brief pep talk.

“C’mon, little man, You heard what the doctor said, now PERFORM! C’mooooooon!”

Image via Cherie Priest