How to read a flight card

30 July, 2005 Latest: rust, M & M, DK, JFLY, Moxie,

How to read a flight card

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9 comments:

  1. Dante, 30, July 2005, 3:11 |  

    Aww cow bladders. Is there anything they can’t do?

     
  2. Kenn, 30, July 2005, 10:34 |  

    And don’t forget that one on the right: “Use of personal electronics from the 80’s is strictly prohibited.”

     
  3. rust, 30, July 2005, 11:20 |  
    rust

    Isn’t that airline a part of Air Canada now?

     
  4. M & M, 30, July 2005, 14:37 |  

    That butt wiggle is scary :dead:

     
  5. DK, 30, July 2005, 19:23 |  

    And don’t forget number 4, no wearing of bracelets or wrist watches at any time! :roll:

    (Dave, this is one of your jewels - gut achingly funny)

     
  6. JFLY, 30, July 2005, 21:35 |  
    JFLY

    I thought #4 meant “Please remove pants”……no wonder I always get smiles from the pilots…..:razz:

     
  7. JFLY, 30, July 2005, 21:37 |  
    JFLY

    Just kidding….Everyone knows that #4 means “Please help other passengers off with their pants”…:twisted:

     
  8. Dante, 30, July 2005, 21:46 |  

    I thought number 2 meant “Get a haircut you hippy!”.

     
  9. Moxie, 31, July 2005, 16:59 |  

    Apparently after sucking the cow bladder(#3), they prefer you didn’t enjoy an apres cigarette.