A very important post
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Dave, you don’t need to tell us everytime you have a :wang:.
got wood?
Aw Dave, thanks for sharing your wood with us!:kiss:
Oooooh, BIG wood.
Makes a woman happy, it does.
Aren’t you glad you logged on?
Does your chewing gum lose its flavour on the logpost overnight?
This is a pithy post if ever I logged one…
Best … post … ever
Can’t believe I’ve not seen this before.
log rolls down stairs,
alone or in pairs,
rolls over your neighbours dog,
whats great for a snack,
and fits on our back,
its log log log!
Inspired by John Kricfalusi.
it’s log, it’s log
It’s big, it’s heavy, it’s wood
It’s log, it’s log
It’s better than bad, it’s good
everyone needs a log
come on and get your log
sung to the theme from F-Troop..
Chuckle.
Wood you please stop posting silly pictures? I am now barking order fer Davezilla. It takes a lot of balsa post a picture like that. I don’t know if I maple to handle much more. I am going to take deep breaths and count to tree. Knot that it will help much. Davezilla has a warped sense of humor.
Take imaginative play out to the Wild West with this Wooden Log. Kids will have a grand old time with this Wooden Frontier Log while playing cowboys and cowgirls at the hitching post. The Wooden Log comes with interlocking pieces that assemble easily for little hands of which allow kids to engage in hours of pretend play. This set comes in a sturdy, wooden storage box that measures 15.5″ x 14.5″ x 3.”
May I tie my horse to it?
And, no, I do not have any idea why THAT is what popped into my mind. Jeepers creepers!
Neigh!
Did you seal it with some Murphy’s wood oil beforehand, so we woodn’t get splinters?
Or maybe some Thompson’s water seal so it woodn’t get soaked!
Would he or woody knot? A new twist on Tubey or not Tubey?
GODDAMN! It’s a recycled post, to boot. Recycled from http://www.davezilla.com/old.php?m=200404#2106 April 15th from more than a YEAR ago.
Good humour is timeless. Also delicious. Don’t forget: Snap a Crat!
Got an itch???:wang:
It’s log, it’s log…fun for girls and boys…it’s log, it’s log…
Yeah, Snow, I know the Murphy’s woodn’t seal it, but it sure wood look purdy for when you put the Thompson’s on it.
Davezilla — putting the ‘log’ back in ‘blog’.
Did you go searching the archives for that rust, or just got a good memory?
buggered if I remembered that post
then again that doesn’t say much about my memory
Am I the only half-wit who scrolled down past the picture looking for Dave’s very important words of enlightenment?
“Where are the words?” I said out loud, only to realize…
my pun gland was infected and not working properly.
That was a half-hearted pun (no, not half-harded). A full-hearted pun would have included a picture of a spiderweb.
So why don’t you take your log and split?
Take your tree and leave?
Take your wood and… well, take your wood wherever you take it, just take it out of here…
Posting Knotty pictures again, I saw…
Nothing like a good laugh over a log blog before bed