Note to Self, No. 5,622

The next time you get a large back tattoo, resist the temptation to attend an outdoor party in 97° heat, and let old friends you haven’t seen in a while slap you on the back.

Ow.

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19 comments:

  1. Dante, 25, July 2005, 1:18 |  

    I hope the tatoo didn’t involve any of the following words:

    Nikki
    Dragonfly
    Midget
    Prostitute
    Donuts
    Moosepants

     
  2. tian, 25, July 2005, 1:34 |  

    I hope you did not get a Chinese or Japanese character tattoo.

    http://www.hanzismatter.com

     
  3. Lung the Younger, 25, July 2005, 5:52 |  

    Next time get the tattoo on your butt. That way if some old friend slaps you at a party, at least the pain will have a slight tang of pleasure as a chaser.

     
  4. Nikki, 25, July 2005, 7:09 |  

    :wtf:

     
  5. Davezilla, 25, July 2005, 8:40 |  

    Is there a problem with Nikki, Dante? Don’t be messing with my close friends.

     
  6. Merth, 25, July 2005, 9:38 |  

    Dave does not really seem like the tattoo type. Is a tattoo of the Starbucks logo? Is it an ad for Flickr?

    Do tell…

     
  7. Nikki, 25, July 2005, 10:09 |  

    Merth, check out his flickr photo stream on the left.

     
  8. Merth, 25, July 2005, 10:20 |  

    Ahhh… cool. Now, if he would only get a tat of Dogs playing poker on his chest…

    :cool:

     
  9. Davezilla, 25, July 2005, 11:38 |  

    I don’t seem like the tattoo type, Merth? This is tattoo #5 for those playing at home (first one was in 1991). I am first year Gen X, listening to punk in the late 70s. My hair has been every color imaginable. Tattoos are not really a stretch for me. Don’t take my Starbucks addiction as sign that I am a complete Yuppie. I still vote Libertarian and try to buck the system where it’s failing (at least in my head). :twisted:

     
  10. JFLY, 25, July 2005, 12:32 |  

    Wow….Dave has a big orange pipe tattooed on his back? :grin:

     
  11. rust, 25, July 2005, 12:54 |  

    fer serendipity’s sake, Dave: I used to live in La Serena (Chile) — and right now I’m hooked up with Natalia… next thing you’ll say is that yer a web designer and you have a bad temper and you don’t tolerate idiots.

    underwear

    I am pleased to say, I have no tattoos. Only scars.

     
  12. Davezilla, 25, July 2005, 13:22 |  

    Don’t have a bad temper, not a Web designer, but idiots? Yeah, I have a low tolerance for stupidity.

     
  13. dk, 25, July 2005, 14:00 |  

    Dave,
    Does your tatoo say: “Pick up your dog shit, quit taking two parking spaces, and quit fucking voting Republican,” ?? Because those are clearly words to live by and we should all have them tatoo’d into us. :roll:

     
  14. Esther, 25, July 2005, 15:13 |  

    Es muy caliente, Dave! For the record, I wouldn’t mind getting a tat of Nikki. She is the hawtness. :kiss:

    Dave, I vote for a moosepants tattoo next.

     
  15. Spud, 25, July 2005, 17:52 |  

    I reckon a WTF :wtf: tat would be appropriate…

     
  16. Frisko5, 25, July 2005, 18:26 |  

    I was at the same gathering as Davezilla was yesterday. It was crazy hot and made many of us sick. Quit picking at his new scabs.
    going skating,
    frisko

     
  17. Dante, 26, July 2005, 3:12 |  

    Don’t get me wrong Dave, I love Nikki. Really. :kiss:

    She just reminds me of myself a little bit so I poke fun at her sometimes.

     
  18. Nikki, 26, July 2005, 6:44 |  

    Dante, you loooove Denzel Washington, getting french pedicures, and buying pretty sandals too?!! :grin:

     
  19. Dante, 26, July 2005, 14:55 |  

    You bet your ass Nikki!

    Say, do you like Elton John as well? :razz: