Note to Self, No. 5,622
The next time you get a large back tattoo, resist the temptation to attend an outdoor party in 97° heat, and let old friends you haven’t seen in a while slap you on the back.
Ow.
Tags: Words.The next time you get a large back tattoo, resist the temptation to attend an outdoor party in 97° heat, and let old friends you haven’t seen in a while slap you on the back.
Ow.
Tags: Words.
I hope the tatoo didn’t involve any of the following words:
Nikki
Dragonfly
Midget
Prostitute
Donuts
Moosepants
I hope you did not get a Chinese or Japanese character tattoo.
http://www.hanzismatter.com
Next time get the tattoo on your butt. That way if some old friend slaps you at a party, at least the pain will have a slight tang of pleasure as a chaser.
Is there a problem with Nikki, Dante? Don’t be messing with my close friends.
Dave does not really seem like the tattoo type. Is a tattoo of the Starbucks logo? Is it an ad for Flickr?
Do tell…
Merth, check out his flickr photo stream on the left.
Ahhh… cool. Now, if he would only get a tat of Dogs playing poker on his chest…
I don’t seem like the tattoo type, Merth? This is tattoo #5 for those playing at home (first one was in 1991). I am first year Gen X, listening to punk in the late 70s. My hair has been every color imaginable. Tattoos are not really a stretch for me. Don’t take my Starbucks addiction as sign that I am a complete Yuppie. I still vote Libertarian and try to buck the system where it’s failing (at least in my head).
Wow….Dave has a big orange pipe tattooed on his back?
fer serendipity’s sake, Dave: I used to live in La Serena (Chile) — and right now I’m hooked up with Natalia… next thing you’ll say is that yer a web designer and you have a bad temper and you don’t tolerate idiots.
I am pleased to say, I have no tattoos. Only scars.
Don’t have a bad temper, not a Web designer, but idiots? Yeah, I have a low tolerance for stupidity.
Dave,
Does your tatoo say: “Pick up your dog shit, quit taking two parking spaces, and quit fucking voting Republican,” ?? Because those are clearly words to live by and we should all have them tatoo’d into us.
Es muy caliente, Dave! For the record, I wouldn’t mind getting a tat of Nikki. She is the hawtness.
Dave, I vote for a moosepants tattoo next.
I reckon a WTF
tat would be appropriate…
I was at the same gathering as Davezilla was yesterday. It was crazy hot and made many of us sick. Quit picking at his new scabs.
going skating,
frisko
Don’t get me wrong Dave, I love Nikki. Really.
She just reminds me of myself a little bit so I poke fun at her sometimes.
Dante, you loooove Denzel Washington, getting french pedicures, and buying pretty sandals too?!!
You bet your ass Nikki!
Say, do you like Elton John as well?