Davezilla: Clean Humor, Filthy Comments

21 comments:

1. Keith Burgin, 23, July 2005, 0:07 |  
   “For fuck’s sake, Hilary - is this going to happen every time you catch me butt-fucking the hired help?”

    
2. not in love, 23, July 2005, 0:08 |  
   *from under chair* *yawn* hey, someone grab me a coffe pleas…. *snorz* *more rustling* *grumbles*

    
3. SaraB, 23, July 2005, 1:29 |  
   Now… if I could only find my keys…

    
4. Dante, 23, July 2005, 3:45 |  
   Holy fuck! It looks like someone tried to recreate the trash compactor scene from Star Wars Episode IV.

    
5. DK, 23, July 2005, 5:18 |  
   Drat! My friggin’ roommate promised me all photos of our college dorm room had been destroyed!

    
6. bill rendina, 23, July 2005, 6:40 |  
   i must get a recycle can…..soon

    
7. kNo', 23, July 2005, 7:12 |  
   Bon appétit !

    
8. Zarggg, 23, July 2005, 10:16 |  
   Ah-HA! So THAT’S where my chair went!

    
9. Sel, 23, July 2005, 10:21 |  
   “GODDAMN IT, Steve! I told you to give the maid a raise!”

    
10. rust, 23, July 2005, 11:41 |  
    yawn. seen one college common room, seen them all.

     
11. KZoo, 23, July 2005, 12:29 |  
    After the ninth shot of tequilla, I just dont remember what happened at that party

     
12. JFLY, 23, July 2005, 12:32 |  
    It looks like my kid’s bedroom…..on a good day.

     
13. Steve, 23, July 2005, 14:43 |  
    I would say “excuse the mess” but live with it - we do.

     
14. Dweeb, 23, July 2005, 15:31 |  
    Just one word: TWEEKER

     
15. rust, 23, July 2005, 19:14 |  
    HEY! Someone better call the cops! THERE’S A BODY IN THERE SOMEWHERE!

     
16. pappy, 23, July 2005, 19:21 |  
    Hello, police? I’d like to report a missing person..
    MYSELF!! HELP!

     
17. ariel, 23, July 2005, 19:46 |  
    (a day later)
    Hello? 911? I think my nose has stopped working.

     
18. rust, 23, July 2005, 21:05 |  
    911, how can I help you?
    I’ve fallen and I can’t get up
    I’m sorry sir, but you sound young and healthy to me!
    Yes, I’m only 18, but I’m in my dorm room
    RED ALERT! Man down in the dirt! I’ll call the paramedics right away..! Can you still breathe, sir?
    … barely … gasp … I … don’t know… if I c-c-can … errrk … make…. (spasm) … it …
    Hold on, sir, help is on the way. Sir? SIR?! OH MY GOD, THE HORROR! The (choke) horror…! Sir!! Can you HEAR me?!

     
19. ariel, 23, July 2005, 22:15 |  
    ok, rust,thanks for taking the liberty of my idea, but why, if someone created that mess, not be able to survive falling in it?
    did theyre ass spasm and die?
    i dont get it

     
20. Spud, 23, July 2005, 22:41 |  
    go with the flow ariel…

    to the dump .. dump .. dump
    hummed to the william tell overture

    on a personal note
    it does look like one of my teenagers bedrooms (on a good day as well JFLY)

    

     
21. Jenny, 24, July 2005, 2:12 |  
    wow…that looks like my closet…everyday:oops: