Garlic buns

Posted by Davezilla 19 July, 2005 Latest: Esther, DK, Natasha, dakota1970, Molly,

Garlic buns

Astute readers will notice that today’s photo is actually a souped-up version of the much-beloved “bootylicious” photo that randomly appears on this site’s masthead. Why a clove of garlic? Read on…

Yesterday a young woman walked past me with a rather odd thing planted on the seat of her pants. A drawing of a clove of garlic. Not something one sees every day. Google searches for the same turned up fruitless. I got to wondering what on earth a clove of garlic on the backside of a woman’s pants could stand for.

  1. “My ass smells like pesto.”
  2. “It’s my school mascot. We are the Cloves! Mighty, mighty cloves and weeee stink!”
  3. “I have a fetish that your family will not approve of.”
  4. “My glutes are so toned, I can crush garlic between my cheeks.”
  5. “I don’t do anal with vampires.”

What is your interpretation?

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21 comments:

  1. Dante, 19, July 2005, 0:18 |  

    6. If you see this after the sun goes down, you’re well hung.

    Wait…that didn’t make any sense, did it?

     
  2. JFLY, 19, July 2005, 0:51 |  

    1. Italian air-freshener
    2. crack kills…
    3. Bam!!!

     
  3. Spud, 19, July 2005, 1:21 |  

    “Stand clear!”

    “I have gas”

    “Does my bum look big with this?”

    :oops:

     
  4. Minnie, 19, July 2005, 2:07 |  

    Garlic bread buns.

     
  5. Keith Burgin, 19, July 2005, 2:23 |  

    “Throw a little olive oil on my ass and toss my salad.”

     
  6. Lung the Younger, 19, July 2005, 3:27 |  

    Deep clovage.

     
  7. Steve, 19, July 2005, 5:51 |  

    Vampires enter from the rear!

     
  8. Spud, 19, July 2005, 7:53 |  

    Yesterday a young penguin walked past me with a clove of garlic on its bum…

    So the penguin throws out the garlic and tells the midget prostitute, “See? It’s just like riding a bike!”

     
  9. Mandy, 19, July 2005, 8:30 |  

    This post is making me hungry. :razz:

     
  10. frisko, 19, July 2005, 8:36 |  

    I think she shopped at the “slightly Irregular” clothing outlet store. Thats why she got the great outfit for .99 cents.

     
  11. rust, 19, July 2005, 10:21 |  

    I am so sorry, but garlic gives me big time gas. That doesn’t mean I don’t looove it.

     
  12. tinamarie, 19, July 2005, 10:41 |  

    “I’m spicy!” (Only makes sense if you have seen the commercials.)

    p.s. for us Italians, garlic is a good thing. Maybe she is looking for a guy who has onions, green pepper, or basil drawn on his crotch?

     
  13. rust, 19, July 2005, 10:47 |  

    moosecloves

     
  14. Merth, 19, July 2005, 15:07 |  

    I am going with answer #5. She is against anal sex with vampires that wear moosepants while dressed as evil ninja clowns. But, maybe I am reading too much into it. :java:

     
  15. Merth, 19, July 2005, 15:13 |  

    Actually… now that I look at it… it doesn’t look like garlic. It looks more like a sperm…

    She likes sperm on her bum. :undies:

     
  16. Esther, 19, July 2005, 17:58 |  

    I wonder how the bum would feel about that. I think he’d prefer cash over swimmers.

     
  17. DK, 19, July 2005, 18:30 |  

    It’s clearly an invitation that says,
    “Hey babe, wanna sample my scampi?” :roll:

     
  18. Natasha, 19, July 2005, 22:47 |  

    Serious comment (believe it or not):

    I have read in women’s self-help, natural remedy articles that a clove of garlic up your #%$@ is a treatment for a yeast infection.

    Sorry, can’t tell you first hand about it’s effectiveness.

     
  19. Natasha, 19, July 2005, 23:05 |  

    Now for a NOT serious comment (believe it or not):

    “I had garlic for lunch. My breath reeks and I don’t give a shit about it. Oh, wait a second - let me check my butt. I DID give a shit about it!”

    OR

    “I had garlic for lunch, and if you don’t like my breath, kiss my ass!”

     
  20. dakota1970, 20, July 2005, 2:26 |  

    It was probably a picture of an onion. Onion is slang for Booty.

     
  21. Molly, 18, August 2005, 17:04 |  

    “Vampires Beware! I can kill the lot of you with one well directed poot.”