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SAVE GAS:
fart in a jar
rust……lmao
My other car is a steinway.
Support the Troops — Vote Democrat
Bush/Gonzales 2012
“There’s no stopping us now”
Stop reading this sticker and watch the fucking road dipshit!
No one is stopping you from displaying the 10 Commandments in your own yard.
PROUD MEMBER OF:
Conservative Gay Atheists for Bush
This is the best car I can afford; please don’t laugh at me
PROUD TO OWN A CHEVY GEO
My child is an honor imnate at San Quentin Prison.
“I brake for Davezilla”
Very funny Kahn, now beam down my clothes…
Kaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhnnnnnnn!
Honk if you love Nikki or Natalie!
(honk)
A few more suggestions:
ROAD RAGE – BETTER THAN BOTTLING IT UP.
WHAT WOULD MOHAMMED DO?
(only for red states)
And a few topical bumper stickers:
OK, MY WIFE’S A GODDAMN SPY TOO!
I’D RATHER YOU HEARD IT FROM ME THAN FROM KARL.
THE LEWINSKY-ROVE DEBATE:
WOULD YOU RATHER HAVE YOUR PRESIDENT OR YOUR COVER BLOWN IN THE OVAL OFFICE?
THE ROVE-PLAINE SCANDAL:
KENNETH STARR, WHERE ARE YOU NOW THAT YOUR COUNTRY NEEDS YOU?
*honk!*
When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro
I break for honor students
Then sleep with them
I may have to make that my license plate frame, Steve.
That doberman is wearing the worlds worst dog tupee(?) ever.
Favorite bumper sticker:
Q: What happens if you punch a liberal in the face?
A: Liberal apoligizes for his past trangressions
MIne would be “Ted Kennedy’s car has killed more people than my gun”
I’ve seen churches use the “Jesus was into body piercing line” in television commercials. Sorry, you can’t parody fundies — they do it themselves.
Holy Rasberries, Batman!
Are we in a traffic JAM!
I’ve seen the bumpersticker with similar “Body Piercing Saved My Life” with a Cross or crown of thorns or something at the end.
Bumper stickers currently on my car:
Dyslexic Atheist
Don’t Believe in Dog
Sold My Soul to Santa
Support Our Troops
in Middle Earth
Ban Dihydrogen Monoxide
I’d Rather Be Blogging
Bumper sticker I had to remove because my wife was getting too many evil stares:
My Other Car
is a Meth Lab
Bumper sticker I’m too chicken to put on my car:
Who Would Jesus Do?
1. Stewart / Black ‘08
2. Ha - Ha made you look! 
3. Welcome to Detroit:
“Common Sense for America”
Where Speed Limits are mere suggestions
Dyslexics of the world, UNTIE!
PROUD MEMBER OF:
Nihilists for Bush/Cheney
I brake for Moosepants
Even a broken clock is right twice a day:
VOTE KERRY
Would you really want to live in a world where Sir Elton John couldn’t marry?
LEGALIZE GAY MARRIAGE
HOW MANY RACOONS/KIDS HAVE YOU RUN OVER BY NOT PAYING ATTENTION WHILST DRIVING?
ROAD RAGE - How could you NOT be enraged??
I would like a bumper sticker of the Tim Horton’s logo pee’ing on the Starbucks logo to put on the back of my truck… if I had one…
This is not an abandoned car
THEY FOUND LSD* IN TIM HORTON’S CAR
Last Saturday’s Donuts
Favorite bumper sticker that actually exists:
Be fruit-fly and multiple.
Favorite bumper sticker that doesn’t exist:
When I said that Bush should be the
president, I meant that we should elect
a woman!
My OTHER StarShip is the USS ENTERPRISE
Favorite one I’ve actually seen:
Republicans for Voldemort
“got wood?”
Those are some funny would-be stickers!
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