Pickup lines that suck
“I suppose a lot of men stare at your tits, huh?”
“You like cartoon rabbits, too? I like dressing up as one in bed.”
“That’s a really sexy bra. I stole one just like that from my neighbor’s clothesline.”
“Lemme have a few more beers first so you look pretty.”
“That’s a hot dress. Makes you kind of look like a hooker. Wait, you’re not a cop, are you?”
“You remind of someone. My frat brother, Gunther. Man, could he put away the beer!”
“I really wish they’d rerun BJ and the Bear. I could be watching that while you make me dinner.”
“If your taste in men is anything like your bad taste in clothes, then I’m perfect for you.”
“Is that really your nose? Dayum!”
“I slept with Michael Jackson.”
