The truth behind FUPA

FUPA

FUPA

Acronym for “Fat Upper Pubic Area”; common misinterpretations include “Fat Upper Pussy Area,” “Fat Upper Penile Area” and “Farting Under Pelicans Asses.” Also, often confused with FUBU, an overpriced brand of clothes that suburban caucasian adolescent males wear to impress suburban caucasian females who associate the clothing with large genitalia. From the Urban Dictionary

OK, we’ve all seen FUPA before. It’s not a new phenomenon. What is new to me is seeing skinny women with FUPA. How is that possible? I suspect, and follow me on this, that FUPA may not be a ring of fat, after all.

I believe it to be a transport device, a container, some type of subcutaneous satchel. The real question is, what the heck is in them? My guesses are:

  1. Drugs
  2. Illegal pets
  3. Spare cellphone batteries
  4. Colonies of super-intelligent ants
  5. Water supply (like a camel)
  6. The DaVinci Code
  7. Lipgloss
  8. Maps to the stars’ homes
  9. Celery sticks
  10. A homing device for the Mother Ship

What are your theories? Today’s image provided and modeled by the lovely Megan, who is actually quite beautiful and does not sport FUPA of any sort.

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31 comments:

  1. Natalie, 27, June 2005, 0:02 |  

    Bunnies.

     
  2. mikeB, 27, June 2005, 0:05 |  
    mikeB

    poo.

     
  3. evlmister, 27, June 2005, 0:06 |  

    the pod people have moved up a step, dave, and have engineered a new form of mobile pods, able to blend in.

     
  4. Spud, 27, June 2005, 1:22 |  
    Spud

    McFront Bum…

     
  5. rust, 27, June 2005, 1:35 |  
    rust

    sanitary napkin storage.

     
  6. Spud, 27, June 2005, 1:39 |  
    Spud

    You know, she could be Tony Cliftons sister.

    Tony Clifton

     
  7. Dante, 27, June 2005, 1:50 |  

    It’s an evolutionary body part whose only purpose is to store shit (:thong:s and weed).

    Either that or a huge appendix.

     
  8. Esther, 27, June 2005, 2:26 |  
    Esther

    Chocolate chip cookies.

     
  9. Anna, 27, June 2005, 3:57 |  
    Anna

    Always thought you pronounced it as 4 (without the R)Pa (The French “Faux Pas”)as in “misstep” as in “preggers”.

     
  10. Lung the Younger, 27, June 2005, 4:54 |  

    Your new boobs if you’re caught in an elevator that stops too suddenly.

     
  11. Spud, 27, June 2005, 7:42 |  
    Spud

    hah, that was funny lung

     
  12. Kevin, 27, June 2005, 7:57 |  

    Mine holds what the rest of my fat does: remnants of sausage egg mcmuffins and Dr. Pepper.

     
  13. Merth, 27, June 2005, 9:58 |  
    Merth

    Standing on Soap box: FUPA is common everywhere these days. Most of today’s kids are FAT and soft/cheesy.

    We live in an obese society.

    :mad:

     
  14. wookiee, 27, June 2005, 11:41 |  

    calcified fetus

     
  15. Esther, 27, June 2005, 12:25 |  
    Esther

    Love-lee! :wtf:

     
  16. rust, 27, June 2005, 12:48 |  
    rust

    brain tumour

     
  17. Brad, 27, June 2005, 13:13 |  

    I’ve always heard it referred to as a pitcher’s mound as well.

     
  18. rust, 27, June 2005, 15:44 |  
    rust

    Jimmy Hoffa’s corpse

     
  19. JFLY, 27, June 2005, 17:49 |  
    JFLY

    it’s an “outie”

     
  20. Frisko, 27, June 2005, 18:00 |  

    I have to agree that it is a collapsed colon, much like Elvis had, filled with….well….poop. See belly button pix posted long ago for more details.

    Running far away.

    frisko

     
  21. Home Detention Lady, 27, June 2005, 18:16 |  

    That picture is of ME with a fake fupa!!! Oh my God! How did you find that picture? You came to my blog and didn’t even say hello after using my pic??

     
  22. rust, 27, June 2005, 18:22 |  
    rust

    Hair balls, spider webs, snips and snails & puppy dog tails.

     
  23. DK, 27, June 2005, 18:43 |  

    Way back in my misguided youth, I stole some very large glass ashtrays from a dance club by stuffing them down my pants. When I attempted to enter another club later that same night, the bouncer informed me I’d have to “check” the ashtrays I had stuffed in my shorts. True story. Long story short — they’re stolen ashtrays. :roll:

     
  24. Spud, 27, June 2005, 19:58 |  
    Spud

    Nobody got the Tony Clifton look alike reference?

    *punt

    :???:

     
  25. Davezilla, 27, June 2005, 20:29 |  
    Davezilla

    I did. Tony Clifton was Andy’s most brilliant hoax. :twisted:

     
  26. Spud, 27, June 2005, 21:51 |  
    Spud

    Yes he was/is …

    :twisted:

     
  27. Minnie, 28, June 2005, 12:39 |  
    Minnie

    Pregnant, male seahorses.

     
  28. honey bunny, 28, June 2005, 13:28 |  

    you’ve been reading craig’s list too much, dave.:limp:

    -girl with a FUPA

     
  29. Pot, 30, June 2005, 0:41 |  

    It’s actually a “sperm sack”. All that sperm has to go somewhere, so it collects in that area.

     
  30. chuckywoodson, 16, August 2005, 10:00 |  

    It is not a FUPA. It is a FROP. Fat Roll Over Pussy.

     
  31. ohwiseone, 24, August 2005, 4:37 |  

    FUPAs are an artform. It takes years to develope such a comfy armrest while none are provided.