The truth behind FUPA
FUPA
Acronym for “Fat Upper Pubic Area”; common misinterpretations include “Fat Upper Pussy Area,” “Fat Upper Penile Area” and “Farting Under Pelicans Asses.” Also, often confused with FUBU, an overpriced brand of clothes that suburban caucasian adolescent males wear to impress suburban caucasian females who associate the clothing with large genitalia. From the Urban Dictionary
OK, we’ve all seen FUPA before. It’s not a new phenomenon. What is new to me is seeing skinny women with FUPA. How is that possible? I suspect, and follow me on this, that FUPA may not be a ring of fat, after all.
I believe it to be a transport device, a container, some type of subcutaneous satchel. The real question is, what the heck is in them? My guesses are:
- Drugs
- Illegal pets
- Spare cellphone batteries
- Colonies of super-intelligent ants
- Water supply (like a camel)
- The DaVinci Code
- Lipgloss
- Maps to the stars’ homes
- Celery sticks
- A homing device for the Mother Ship
What are your theories? Today’s image provided and modeled by the lovely Megan, who is actually quite beautiful and does not sport FUPA of any sort.
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Bunnies.
poo.
the pod people have moved up a step, dave, and have engineered a new form of mobile pods, able to blend in.
McFront Bum…
sanitary napkin storage.
You know, she could be Tony Cliftons sister.
Tony Clifton
It’s an evolutionary body part whose only purpose is to store shit (:thong:s and weed).
Either that or a huge appendix.
Chocolate chip cookies.
Always thought you pronounced it as 4 (without the R)Pa (The French “Faux Pas”)as in “misstep” as in “preggers”.
Your new boobs if you’re caught in an elevator that stops too suddenly.
hah, that was funny lung
Mine holds what the rest of my fat does: remnants of sausage egg mcmuffins and Dr. Pepper.
Standing on Soap box: FUPA is common everywhere these days. Most of today’s kids are FAT and soft/cheesy.
We live in an obese society.
:mad:
calcified fetus
Love-lee!
brain tumour
I’ve always heard it referred to as a pitcher’s mound as well.
Jimmy Hoffa’s corpse
it’s an “outie”
I have to agree that it is a collapsed colon, much like Elvis had, filled with….well….poop. See belly button pix posted long ago for more details.
Running far away.
frisko
That picture is of ME with a fake fupa!!! Oh my God! How did you find that picture? You came to my blog and didn’t even say hello after using my pic??
Hair balls, spider webs, snips and snails & puppy dog tails.
Way back in my misguided youth, I stole some very large glass ashtrays from a dance club by stuffing them down my pants. When I attempted to enter another club later that same night, the bouncer informed me I’d have to “check” the ashtrays I had stuffed in my shorts. True story. Long story short — they’re stolen ashtrays.
Nobody got the Tony Clifton look alike reference?
*punt
I did. Tony Clifton was Andy’s most brilliant hoax.
Yes he was/is …
Pregnant, male seahorses.
you’ve been reading craig’s list too much, dave.:limp:
-girl with a FUPA
It’s actually a “sperm sack”. All that sperm has to go somewhere, so it collects in that area.
It is not a FUPA. It is a FROP. Fat Roll Over Pussy.
FUPAs are an artform. It takes years to develope such a comfy armrest while none are provided.