Stop it. Just stop.
I have determined that “What the heckers?” is the single worst euphemism I have ever heard.
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Dave, I don’t give a fudge!
C’mon now, let’s stop talking like Mormons.
Fair suck of the sav…
Now if they would only make a USB dick, my flash drive could really be a FLASH drive!
Dave, you mother tickler! Don’t funk with people because of the way they talk! Gosh Darnit, sugar-heads like you make me very sad.
Aww, consarnit with all this fiddledeedee language!
Dang it!! I get really whizzed when I hear shite like that.
D’oh!
:-?
Where is George Carlin for this post.
More George Carlin
Why do we say something is ‘out of whack’? What’s a whack?
Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn’t it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked, and dry cleaners depressed?
Sorry the most irritating is “You’ve really cheesed me off”
frikkin. FRIKKIN THIS. frikkin that. frikkin LASER beams mounted on SHARKS. I say, “fsck YOU ALL!”
You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive
persnickety to you all
Stop complaining! I come from Australia, which is a country known for butchery of the english language: “drier than a dead dingo’s donger” “bangs like a dunny door in a hurricane”. And what’s with the “strewth!” and “crikey!” all the time. No one talks like that!
Except of course, Steve Irwin. But he’s a robot and doesn’t count.
How ’bout: Geez Louise?
Fair dinkum millie, stone the bloody crows! strewth, talk about didjabringyabeeralong will only give them ideas.