Davezilla: Clean Humor, Filthy Comments

11 comments:

1. Dante, 26, June 2005, 1:11 |  
   Hey, I know! Police can use this to control riots, instead of tear gas! I’m a fucking genius!

    
2. rust, 26, June 2005, 2:57 |  
   

   Gotta make sure this stuff gets sprayed EXCLUSIVELY on RITZ crackers.

   and for those of you who dare… RITZ CRACKER PICE!

    
3. rust, 26, June 2005, 2:59 |  
   

   …err… PIE!

   (must — remember to put glasses — on…)

    
4. Spud, 26, June 2005, 5:07 |  
   

   no, pice sounds aboot right…

   does the wizz come with the new improved skin? like a choc top?

   

    
5. Lung the Younger, 26, June 2005, 7:21 |  
   A ex-girlfriend used to say that brie and camembert had particular smell that was very similar to…how can I put this delicately…a certain male secretion.

   So really, a sprayable liquid brie product called brie-whiz can only belong in a porn flick.

    
6. Mandy, 26, June 2005, 10:29 |  
   

   If your ex- thinks brie smells like cum then she’s been dating some very unhygienic men. Blecch

    
7. rust, 26, June 2005, 12:36 |  
   

   at last, what you’ve ALWAYS wanted! yes, it’s SMEGMA inna CAN!

   Is your lover complaining that you smell too clean, that the sickly smell of disinfectant is turning her off? Well, now there’s a solution made JUST FOR YOU!

   SMEGMA inna CAN! Just spray it on and she’ll be lickin’ it off in NO TIME!

   SMEGMA inna CAN! She’ll thank you for it!

    
8. Nikki, 26, June 2005, 14:42 |  
   

   Mandy, I’m glad I’m not the only one who thought that.

    
9. DK, 26, June 2005, 15:45 |  
   Mmmmm. Bet it’s great on spam!:roll:

    
10. Spud, 27, June 2005, 1:19 |  
    

    Rust is a natural born marketing guru…

    

     
11. Natalie, 27, June 2005, 14:55 |  
    Great with Lipton’s Cream of White Truffle soup cup!