Noted!

21 June, 2005 Latest: Minnie, DK, Natasha, aithne, notinlove,

picture of a sign over a doorway that reads beware of attack lobster

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16 comments:

  1. Esther, 21, June 2005, 0:21 |  

    I wonder if that’s the same as the dreaded Rock Lobster!:wtf:

     
  2. Amber, 21, June 2005, 1:00 |  

    Just wondering if those cats in the header pic are named Friday and Lola. See I used to have a pair like that until I had to move and gave them up. They were tap fiends and didn’t like their water any other way.

     
  3. Dante, 21, June 2005, 1:01 |  

    Probably some guy mistranslated ‘Dragon’ or ‘dog’ as ‘Lobster’. I don’t wanna think of that horrible somewhat-Lobster-like creature from ‘Return of the Jedi’. Someone call George Lucas; copyright infringement!

     
  4. TinaMarie, 21, June 2005, 1:45 |  

    Hey man, don’t dis the Lobster. He’s one righteous, bad, ass-kicking Lobster.

    He’s also incredibly tasty. Kind of like my husband. Hmmmmmm. Tasty.

    Got to go now! Bye! :wang::cool:

     
  5. Spud, 21, June 2005, 2:30 |  

    TinaMarie is just trying to make us jealous… :grin:

    as for the Attack Lobster the mind boggles as to what the outcome would be to disturb its haunt.

    :wtf:

     
  6. Esther, 21, June 2005, 3:29 |  

    I’m not sure, but I bet it would involve lots of clarified butter!:twisted:

     
  7. Mandy, 21, June 2005, 7:55 |  

    Is THAT where Natalie has been keeping you? :wtf:

     
  8. M & M, 21, June 2005, 13:10 |  

    Bet the attack lobster is dressed up as Captain Hook!

     
  9. rust, 21, June 2005, 13:37 |  

    I see you’ve finally found Davy Jones’ Basement.

     
  10. Merth, 21, June 2005, 13:44 |  

    Yeah, sometimes when you go down… you get bit by sea dwellars…

    :razz:

     
  11. Minnie, 21, June 2005, 15:22 |  

    Maybe the sticker is intended for the lobster. Beware of the attack, Lobster, or become a sumptuous, broiled meal. :razz: Yum.

     
  12. TinaMarie, 21, June 2005, 18:44 |  

    You know, Merth, I believe there’s a treatment for “sea dwellars” that isn’t too costly or too painful. Then you’ll be able to ‘go down’ without being disturbed. :grin:

     
  13. DK, 21, June 2005, 19:43 |  

    LAND SHARK !!!

     
  14. Natasha, 21, June 2005, 22:54 |  

    There’s no lobster down there, someone is just trying to give you the *shaft*

     
  15. aithne, 22, June 2005, 20:55 |  

    You go down first and I will follow. :twisted:

     
  16. notinlove, 26, June 2005, 15:03 |  

    Rochester MA — Attack lobsters were sited on the streets, jumping from the bicycle baskets of young children who were bringing them home for Sunday supper. Some speculate that the lobsters have developed rubber dissolving chemicals which are excreated through their exoskeletans.

    The mutants are known to emitt ear drum piercing screams just prior to submersion in the boiling cook pots. Humans loose control of extremeties and randomly release the attack lobsters with spastic hurling motions.

    The lobsters use their death vice claws to remove the feet of their human prey, who topple to the floor. The scene that follows is brutal as humans bodies are disengourged with small picks.

    It’s a terrible site, so at all costs, keep your distance from the dreaded attack lobster, don’t forget your ear plugs, and protect your ankles!