Caption Time #59
I’m in Toronto with Natalie until Monday. You’re stuck looking at this. Enjoy. 
I’m in Toronto with Natalie until Monday. You’re stuck looking at this. Enjoy.
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Don’t move or the Lesbian Tarzan get is!
Argh, that should read “Don’t move or the Lesbian Tarzan gets it!”
Damn thee Tequila!
Dave…why do you hate us?
And to think I just gave you recommended this site to friends…sheesh!!!
Rust has finally been caught by the 2 fingered, bad hair, navy suit wearing piratical sloth
Excuse me, but aren’t you one of the guys in Insane Clown Possy?
Is that Yahoo Serious?!?!
JAY SUS!
It’s Capitain Hooook and Peter Pansy!
One of George Lucas’ original ideas for ‘Revenge of the Sith’, that thankfully never made it off the drawing board.
All you said was that you wanted to ride me bareback. You didn’t say anything about the claw and the Hillary Clinton costume.
Gee, thanks Dave.:evil::dead:
Experimental Sex in the New Millennium
Dream material….yup, I’m sick and perverted.
Oh lord, take my eyes from me, before my dreams are haunted for eternity!
Listen, it seems dave has run away to play with Natalie and has sort of left us to our own devices…
I say let’s party!
Who’s got the keys to the beer fridge?
This looks suspiciously like Captian Hook meets A Midsummer Night’s Dream meets George of the Jungle.
ew.
*** WARNING *** OFFENSIVE MATERIAL *** WARNING
Captain Faggot finally has Peter where he wants him, on his kness and ready to take on Corporal Meat head to head. Will Peter be able to take it? Will the Captain blow him down?
“Shiver me timbers right up yer port-hole, cause I’m ready to come about!”
Of course, Peter would no longer fear having scurvy, with all that creamy Vitamin E…
a truly offensive comment for a truly offensive photograph. Tit for tat!
Spud, stop playing around in Dave’s underwear drawer! Rust, I think that medication is for the cat.:wtf:
*crickets chirping*….
I can’t wait until Dave gets back.
When the groupies come backstage after an ICP concert, do the band members get Insane Clown PUS5Y?
(I would have spelled that right, but Dave got a little upset about it…) +=
You are visiting my beloved town of Toronto? Go to the Island, the weather is perfect for it right now and the crowds aren’t too big. Then if and when you and Natalie read my blog, you might recognize the places I describe. I warn you - it is the most romantic place on earth, especially around dusk. Hope you see a nice sunset.
Okay now, my last comment (about 2 comments up) was entirely out of context. I submitted that about 2 minutes after I submitted my original comment about Captain Hook being in Insane Clown Posse. The comment must have been stolen by tweaked out lawn gnomes who used it for their twisted purposes until their were sexually satiated.
Yeah. That’s what happened. Sure.
I have to agree with Natasha… there aint nothing like taking the Sam McBride across the harbour, walking about Olympic Island, taking a look at the Island homes, smelling the goats at the Petting Zoo, crossing the bridges to Center Island, and finally finding a nice private place under a great big tree and being on the receiving end of a SUPER CANADA DAY blowjob.
That’s MY kind of Tronna.
Looks like a stage version of The Forbidden Zone with a furrier Danny Elfman.
Yep, there’s nothing like the smell of goats to get you warmed up for a super Canada Day blowjob!
Or so I’ve heard.
Sean
You boys are almost as bad as some of the characters in my blog! But I loved them too.
Be careful where you choose to enjoy your activities in the dark on the Island - on occasion we have almost run down lovers that were too “busy” to notice the garbage truck rolling around on the late shift!