Note to Self, No. 5,602

Posted by Davezilla 14 June, 2005 Latest: Kirk, Mandy, Davezilla, rust, Kimberly,

The next time we share ice cream with the cats, wear a tinfoil hat afterward to shield our brain from the cats. They are trying to melt our brain with their heat vision.

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12 comments:

  1. Esther, 14, June 2005, 0:13 |  

    How coincidental is it then, that I am currently eating ice cream as I read this? Hold me!:wtf:

     
  2. kismet, 14, June 2005, 0:24 |  

    Heh, kitty brain freeze, I gotta try that some time.

     
  3. JFLY, 14, June 2005, 1:11 |  

    Re: Dreamcatchers

    I have enough hair here from my shedding dogs to catch all the dreams of sailors….

     
  4. Dante, 14, June 2005, 2:59 |  

    Nah, cats will use their amazing cuteness to stop you in your tracks and take your wallet, especially kittens. Furry bastards.

     
  5. Lung the Younger, 14, June 2005, 3:43 |  

    And to the children out there. Please make sure there’s an adult present before making your tinfoil hat.

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  6. Kirk, 14, June 2005, 4:08 |  

    Cats were once worshiped as Gods in Eygpt and they have never forgot.

    Dog hair dreamcatchers…nah, what I want is that tennis racket from cat guts!:wtf:

     
  7. Kirk, 14, June 2005, 4:11 |  

    :undies: Hey, I just wondered if you could order from VIP Fibers….pussy panties ???? :undies:

     
  8. Mandy, 14, June 2005, 14:19 |  

    I have a goldfish. That’s gonna be one slimy dreamcatcher. :neutral:

     
  9. Davezilla, 14, June 2005, 15:18 |  

    The Lakota tribal elders are probably spinning in their graves.

     
  10. rust, 14, June 2005, 18:03 |  

    MY BRAIN HURTS!

    Brain and brain! What is Brain?!

     
  11. rust, 14, June 2005, 23:26 |  

    one other thing: what number system do you use, Dave?

     
  12. Kimberly, 16, June 2005, 9:28 |  

    That’s just wrong. Plus, gross.