High voltage eggs

Posted by Davezilla 10 June, 2005 Latest: Kirk, .jpeg, Fran, Christopher, Shamrock,

Picture of a high voltage box with the word eggs written above the warning

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17 comments:

  1. Mandy, 10, June 2005, 0:20 |  

    What bird lays electric eggs? :wtf:

     
  2. Dante, 10, June 2005, 1:42 |  

    Perhaps EGGS is an acronym:

    Electric Gaseous Gag-inducing Socks.

    Which, if anything like my socks, are certainly high-voltage and radioactive.

     
  3. rust, 10, June 2005, 1:49 |  

    Clementines are in season here in Valparaíso. That and the always popular Apricot Yogurt make for an equally explosive situation. You don’t want to be turning lights on and off around me. :evil:

     
  4. Kenn, 10, June 2005, 2:26 |  

    Sí, sí. Yo quierro los huevos con la electricidad. Gracias. ¡¡¡Ayyyyyyyyyyy!!! ¡¡¡No mis huevos!!! :wtf:

     
  5. Lung the Younger, 10, June 2005, 3:33 |  

    Battery hens, Mandy.

     
  6. JFLY, 10, June 2005, 3:40 |  

    Rust is in Valpo? cool….

    And wash your feet Dante. :razz:

    Everyone assumes chickens - perhaps they are eggs extracted from porn-bots?

     
  7. Spud, 10, June 2005, 6:23 |  

    Too funny Lung…

    :smile:

     
  8. Nikki, 10, June 2005, 7:24 |  

    They’re definitely high voltage, as far as my bowels are concerned.

     
  9. mikeB, 10, June 2005, 7:57 |  

    TMI, Nikki!

     
  10. Anonymous, 10, June 2005, 8:00 |  
    Davezilla

    Film archive (1991-1992)

    Chickenwire
    Dir. Sarah Roper (UK, 1993) 10 mins
    TVC Ltd.

    During a violent electrical storm, a space-travelling metal cockerel crash-lands in a chicken farmer’s field. He brings with him the grand promise of a technical innovation unknown on earth - electric eggs! Such is the power of these eggs, they will solve the planet’s energy crisis forever…

     
  11. Natasha, 10, June 2005, 9:52 |  

    It’s sing-a-long time again for those over 40:

    ***************************
    Birds do it.
    Bees do it.
    Even sentimental fleas do it.
    Let’s do it.
    Let’s fall in love.
    *********************************
    There must have been sparks flying when the chicken parents were getting it on.

    (Do chickens “do it”?)

     
  12. Kirk, 10, June 2005, 10:39 |  

    Drats! Davezilla has uncovered the United States Government’s newest experimental weaponry…Chickens of Mass Destruction. You see the plot original was to sneak chickens into Canada. Yet the undercover agents appearing as “cheap meds” tourists were foiled by the border patrol. For some unanswered reasons one agent was detained for several hours upon the inspection of 3 live chickens stuck down his pants.

    Alas, the plot to force Canada into moving North was foiled…but not until it was discovered that the chickens could still be snuck into Canada in pre-chicken style…eggs! However in accordance with government standards a High Voltage sticker needed to be applied to each and every box of eggs. (You will soon see these signs in your local market.)

    [Insert mad maniacal laughter here!] Now, our plan …oops, I mean the governments plan…. is in place. Soon Canadians will be forced to move North! [More laughter] No one can stop me!!!!!!….um, please ignore that last statement, thank you!

     
  13. rust, 10, June 2005, 11:30 |  

    Kirk, our operatives in Canada have located you. Pack your bags. This is your only warning. Get out while you can!

     
  14. .jpeg, 10, June 2005, 12:33 |  

    I think the EGGS are Electric Ell (Electrophorus electricus)

     
  15. Fran, 10, June 2005, 12:53 |  

    This picture makes perfect sense to any pre-menopausal woman with PMS whose biological clock is ticking like a geiger counter at Chernobyl.

    Not that I would know anybody like that. :roll:

     
  16. Christopher, 10, June 2005, 22:09 |  

    Must have been some Sith Chickens with Force Lightning abilities.

     
  17. Shamrock, 10, June 2005, 23:36 |  

    Fran hit the nail on the head! Only I’ve spawned two and my biological clock isn’t ticking . . . it’s imploded.