Caption Time #58

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Rush to stores now to buy your black and white tail warmer for those with more than a nub.
Melvin knew he should have bought that fuzzy, aquamarine-colored, butterfly thong when he had the chance.
There is something inherently wrong with this picture, but I just can’t quite place it …
I’m stuck trying to determine gender.
what?–Pair and a spare!
Or it’s the party experience version of taking scalps.
Or David Johanssen is getting the New York Dolls back together…
I too am trying to determine whether that is a ‘mannish’ or ‘womanish’ stance.
Never mind the underwear, it’s important to establish gender first.
The results of a botched wedgie?
Those *appear* to be female legs in mid ‘bad dance move’.
Who left the door open? Doesn’t anybody else in here feel that breeze?
Bring back the “Death of Pooh” series!
Sean
Now I’m the first to go on about Shemale Impersonators and mixed gender signals and such, but as the Beatles once sang, “Dis Boid Had Flewn”
Whoever it is, s/he/it has much nicer legs than I do.
Halloween costume gone wrong. The costume morphed on the way to the function, into what we can not be sure, other than it’s just wrong.
Frisko
Janet Jackson has yet another wardrobe malfunction.
what you get when you order a stripper using a coupon from Econo Strip
Mom?
I’ve had Newt marked as an Amazon friend for a couple of years now to snoop on what he reads.
I think the Static Clingons struck again! (I THINK it could be male….?)