Davezilla: Clean Humor, Filthy Comments

1. I see on I’m on your contact list. Does that mean the sex is on?
2. Your interests include taking photographs of dogs and pussies. What a coincidence…
3. What do you look like at 1600 X 1200, baby?
4. I belong to Best Viewed Large, if you know what I mean.
5. I love a woman that knows how to tag.
6. I’m starting a Flickr group for nymphomaniac female photographers. You’re invited.
7. No, I didn’t say send me a picture of your cat, I said send me a picture of your …
8. Just because I check your photo page 408 times a day doesn’t mean I’m stalking you…
9. Mine’s 150mm in circumference.

(Or, What they don’t want you to learn in Kansas)

Call me a prude, but I think American Chopper is having far too much of an influence on fashion.

Boy that Paris Hilton sure gets around! Why, she’s got not one, but three Flickr accounts, each less plausible than the rest.

1. Cheeewaahwaa
2. Paris the Heiress
3. Paris Hilton