Caption Time #57


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Survival of the fittest isn’t always pretty. Now, get in mah bellay!
“No, Treebeard! Take us south past Isengard!”
Tree-huggers Beware!!!
Sorry for the triple post yesterday - my pc is evil. It’s possessed by clowns and ninja in-surgeons.
At the annual Nerd picnic (remember, it’s a no-go if it’s rain or shine*!), a pair of feisty festers tire of filks and warm beer and show their peers how to climb trees without ladders, using only trigonometry and repulsive force.
* this means they only go if it’s a cloudy day… rain: bad for greasy hair… sunlight: bad for pallid skin.
Oh, by the way: it’s not lamb sausage. It’s MONTREAL SMOKED MEAT that Shat smells of. Maybe you should try Schwartz’s (3895 St-Laurent)?
The asshole tree was notorious for not yielding its fruit easily.
- Samantha ! Yes, this is the magical tree that makes children for mummy and daddy… No Samantha, your brother is not ripe yet ! Please let go of him !
*brrrrrrrrpttttt*
heh!
thanks honey
using the logic of the old trick of pulling someone’s finger and they would fart, i guess this guy is really constipated.
my pc is evil. It’s possessed by clowns and ninja in-surgeons.
That’s redundant, JFLY. All PCs are evil and possessed by ninja in-surgeons.
Billy Ray plucks another relative from the final branch of the Ugly Tree.
C’mon cousin Ralph! I’ll wrassle ya for your bus ticket back to New York.
WHite Trash Peter Pan tries to escape back to Mulletland
Billy Bob Joe Bob really didn’t want another helping of finger-stirred Kool-Aid.
Perhaps I should wake up first before attempting HTML.:razz::oops:
WOW, that Crazy Glue really is SOMETHING, isn’t it?
Ahhhh, natural chiropractics. Sooooo refreshing.
Nuts grow on trees - who knew?
At the Annual Sadie Hawkins Love Fest……Billy Ray
knew he was in trouble when he heard Bobbie Sue holler, “Come here, bitch, today you’re MINE!”
“Mom, I caught a MAN!”