Jesus was a zombie

Posted by Davezilla 25 May, 2005 Latest: Davezilla, wantwit, JFLY, Ethanael, M&M,

Jesus was a zombie

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16 comments:

  1. Dante, 25, May 2005, 0:38 |  

    Hmmm…I always thought Jesus was, according to Christian Theology, alive in the hearts and minds of today’s followers of Christ.

    Or could be in Zombie form hanging out at Red’s Java Hut in San Francisco, boasting to fisherman how many fish he and his crew caught once (dude, the fucking ship almost *sank* we had so many fuckin fish! Then I told them not to try to break the record, cuz they’re “Fishers of men”).

    Cue twilight zone theme…

     
  2. Lung the Younger, 25, May 2005, 3:51 |  

    Wow. By the look of that picture it was Charles Manson who died for our sins.

    If the Force is a tool of Satan, then Hell must be full of Sci-Fi geeks. Which is pretty much as I imagine Hell actually.

     
  3. Spud, 25, May 2005, 4:00 |  

    I thought Jesus was a bloke of the african-american persausion, not that there’s anything wrong with that.

    As for Sci-fi Hell, Jesus loves us all, so my mother tells me.

    :smile:

     
  4. Steve, 25, May 2005, 7:43 |  

    I love the bumper sticker on evolution.

    In the Satan link, did you notice that in the pic with Luke Skywalker, Jesus looks quite a bit like a young Kris Kristofferson? I don’t know about you, but all in all, I think that George Lucas has a more plausible story line.

    I wonder how many people will have to Google Kris’s name to try to figure out who he is. :roll:

     
  5. mikeB, 25, May 2005, 8:09 |  

    Dude. Kris was in all the Blade movies. Everyone knows that gray-haired old coot.

    (Yeah I know he was a singer too) :razz:

     
  6. Nikki, 25, May 2005, 8:32 |  

    If the Force is a tool of Satan, build me a palace next to the eternal flames of damnation.

     
  7. Kirk, 25, May 2005, 8:53 |  

    Jesus looks like most of my congregation after they have heard one of my sermons. It’s not that hypnotized look, or zombie look…that is the “I’m Awake” while sleeping look! :razz:

     
  8. cliche, 25, May 2005, 10:29 |  

    obviously photoshopped… not that it matters.

     
  9. rust, 25, May 2005, 12:49 |  

    Now I’m confused. Zombies? Christ? Kris Kristoferferferfferson? Outlaws? Inlaws? Java the Hutt?
    Next thing you’ll be saying is that Darth Vader is Luke Skywalker’s father…

     
  10. Fran, 25, May 2005, 13:28 |  

    :grin: @ rust. I’ve got some shocking news for you…

     
  11. Esther, 25, May 2005, 15:12 |  

    Cliche, not ps’d; it was taken in Freak Central, otherwise known as Royal Oak, MI. See
    here, and check out the tags.

    Dave, hope you don’t mind me pipin’ in for ya.:kiss:

     
  12. Davezilla, 25, May 2005, 15:53 |  

    There’s some unsharp mask for clarity Cliché, but the images are all affixed to the right side of the parking structure on Center Street in Royal Oak, facing the Post Office. Go see for yourself.

     
  13. wantwit, 25, May 2005, 18:26 |  

    hey dave you have got to spoof Accuweather (see link below).

    http://wwwa.accuweather.com/news-worstweather.asp?partner=apple&myadc=0&traveler=1

     
  14. JFLY, 26, May 2005, 19:05 |  

    Relieved I’m a Buddhist….unless the Buddha was a zombie and I’ve been brain-washed once again into a cult. Damn it!!!

     
  15. Ethanael, 26, May 2005, 23:44 |  

    Just because he rose from the dead doesn’t make him a zombie.

     
  16. M&M, 27, May 2005, 11:09 |  

    Personally, I’m intriqued by R2D2’s three-pronger…… :evil::wang: