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And we’re going to crawl in their ears and suck their brains out.
Awwwwww. The one one the right looks very unhappy, like its been crying its eyes out.
I think the poor little alien sea creature is hungry.
Feed it the baby, honey. All that thing does is cry anyway.
On second thought, keep the baby. Feed it our teenage daughter. She cries all the time too, but she is a lot less cuddly and cute.:???:
What the hell are they??
Well, I know what will be haunting my dreams tonight.:wtf:
You’re welcome to them.
“After Dave ran over his sperm with a steamroller he discovered that every sperm was actually alive. Well, had been…”
Nice pair of skates you got there.
Game over man. It’s game over.
The one on the left is smiling, but I think the one on the right has gas.
Classic good cop, bad cop.
Good sperm, bad sperm?:grin:
Is that furby sperm?
Or… did a StingRay eat a midget?
I want one. Do you think it will get along with the lionfish?
Larfus called it right. Pair o’ skates at the Tampa Bay Aquarium.
We’ll just have to get a second marine tank, Natalie.
Does that mean we can get an anglerfish too?
I found one of those in Wendy’s chili once!!!
Natalie I am sure with the right smile Dave damn near might get you the whole ocean.
The one on the left will take you out to dinner and pay for the meal. But the one on the right-he’s a cheap skate!