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I KNEW IT!!! Ironsides was an alien!!!
Where is this photos was take?
Jauhari, this took place in Dave’s backyard at the bar-b-cue last weekend. You would’ve noticed this if you weren’t so busy doing jello shots and hogging all the guacamole.
Sign that aliens have a humonguous balloon-shaped hemorrhoid growing out of their ass?
I’m twisted, I know.
cripples on speed? (with a slow puncture in the left tire)
Well it’s quite obvious what this means isn’t it
You just need to be able to read the sign
Pacman eats people.
A handicap alien landing strip? Man, they always get the best spots… I bet other aliens had to park in an entirely separate hemisphere,
Merth -
…and then Cheney said to the President, ‘We’ve got to send a message to all illegal aliens that they will under no circumstance, receive any disability benefit from our social security system’ And as usual, the President misundercomprehended exactly what it was that Cheney wanted….
You’re all hilarious today
Apparently they are trying to tell us they suck at photo shop…
(I still like your site, though.)
(and, of course, I suck at *spelling* “Photoshop.”)
i wish i had a bean bag too
those things are damn comfortable
Farmer Bob of the Rocking Chair Ranch tries out his new larger cattle brand on the hay field.
oops! I’m not ashamed to say that awful corny Farmer Bob comment is mine.:roll:
In a galaxy far far away…after tripping down the aisle the newlywed ‘Tard couple decided to accept the generous gift of their Enterprising friends… an exotic trip booked on Priceline.com.
i knew old people were aliens.
“Hal open the pod doors!”
“I’m sorry Dave I can’t do that…” *Chomp!*
Those aliens have huuuuge butts!