Note to Self: 5,335

Posted by Davezilla 13 May, 2005 Latest: kismet, Esther, Lace Valentine, God, Janell,

No matter how good the idea of a carbonated coffee drink sounds, do not use Perrier to make coffee again. I felt the hand of God reach down from the sky and smack the back of my head after that one.

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13 comments:

  1. Dante, 13, May 2005, 1:03 |  

    It’s not as bad as the time I tried “Cool Whip Coffee”. Or Coffee+Vanilla Ice Cream. I just don’t learn sometimes.

     
  2. Anna, 13, May 2005, 6:42 |  

    So it wasn’t you regular “pick-me-up”, but more of a “slap-me-down”.

     
  3. Nikki, 13, May 2005, 6:49 |  

    Perrier smells too much like the detergent I put in the dishwasher.

     
  4. Spud, 13, May 2005, 7:55 |  

    Nice turn of a phrase dave, so discriptive, I felt the hand of god actually smack the back of my head.

    I haven’t ried making a coffee in mineral water before, most probably won’t now.

    :???:

     
  5. shelley, 13, May 2005, 8:41 |  

    Well, I should *hope* so.

     
  6. Merth, 13, May 2005, 10:59 |  

    Warning: Yuppy bashing ahead

    Next of FOX, the extremist yuppy movement!

    Does the Starbucks 1/2 mocha, french caribu, double expresso latte not seem snootie enough for you? Live on the wildside - use Perrier in place of the boring distilled / spring / or god forbid tap water.

    Our next segment features a man in stumbled into a bad batch of double mocha latte. Hear his painful story after this word from our sponsor…

    :razz:

    My wife and I use distilled water to make coffee. We are not nearly as adventurous… with our taste buds.

     
  7. Mandy, 13, May 2005, 15:14 |  

    Dave, Dave, Dave. :roll:

     
  8. JFLY, 14, May 2005, 0:56 |  

    Not good for the fishbowl either - no matter how spoiled the fish is….

     
  9. kismet, 14, May 2005, 1:34 |  

    Didn’t you ever have Mocha Java Cola when it was around?

    It was like crack in a bottle. My brother and I used to buy it by the case.

    Damn I miss that stuff. :sad:

     
  10. Esther, 14, May 2005, 13:14 |  

    Also, never substitute crack for sugar in one’s Cheerios. It’s just not the same.:grin:

     
  11. Lace Valentine, 14, May 2005, 14:19 |  

    Now I must go get a coffee cooler, a cigarette, a thin novel and enjoy the solitude of a Saturday afternoon, savoring the fact that I’m still a bachelor, how vast time is still all mine. One day it’s loneliness; the next, a luxury.

     
  12. God, 14, May 2005, 22:09 |  

    *Smacks dave again*

    For fun this time.

     
  13. Janell, 5, October 2005, 16:24 |  

    *ducks* I fear I may get the hand for using V8 to make mexican Fideo soup. :wtf: