Flickr pickup lines

Posted by Davezilla 11 May, 2005 Latest: kermit, Bruno, Spud, adam, quas,
  1. I see on I’m on your contact list. Does that mean the sex is on?
  2. Your interests include taking photographs of dogs and pussies. What a coincidence…
  3. What do you look like at 1600 X 1200, baby?
  4. I belong to Best Viewed Large, if you know what I mean.
  5. I love a woman that knows how to tag.
  6. I’m starting a Flickr group for nymphomaniac female photographers. You’re invited.
  7. No, I didn’t say send me a picture of your cat, I said send me a picture of your …
  8. Just because I check your photo page 408 times a day doesn’t mean I’m stalking you…
  9. Mine’s 150mm in circumference.
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17 comments:

  1. Esther, 11, May 2005, 1:45 |  

    Damn, I’m still cracking up at #4. Good stuff, Dave.:grin:

     
  2. Davezilla, 11, May 2005, 7:15 |  

    Woo, tough crowd. [tap tap] This thing on?

    Anyone? Anyone?

    Bueller?

     
  3. TheFaramir, 11, May 2005, 7:36 |  

    Sorry, Davezilla. I’d usually have more to say, but I’m a little worn out from packing up to move out of the Motor City. WHEEE!

    (No, I didn’t get fired or anything.)

     
  4. mikeB, 11, May 2005, 7:52 |  

    Flickr. Just like crack but with pixels

     
  5. Lace Valentine, 11, May 2005, 8:51 |  

    :limp: :limp: :limp: :limp: :limp: :limp: :limp: :limp: :limp: :limp: :wang:

     
  6. Lace Valentine, 11, May 2005, 8:56 |  

    Yep. Got nothin’

    :java:

     
  7. Anna, 11, May 2005, 9:21 |  

    Don’t understand half of it, so …. Yep, me neither.

     
  8. L, 11, May 2005, 12:25 |  

    I’m sensing an obsession with Flikr. Care to talk about it?

     
  9. Rob Mientjes, 11, May 2005, 13:21 |  

    #1 is so me.

     
  10. Esther, 11, May 2005, 13:46 |  

    Two Flickr addicts walk into a bar, and one says to the other, “….

     
  11. Frisko, 11, May 2005, 14:42 |  

    I think we need Davezilla underware, from Neighborhoodies.

     
  12. rust, 11, May 2005, 15:47 |  

    why must you distract me from setting up my FLICKR account!

    Now where are those CAM babes?

     
  13. kermit, 11, May 2005, 18:32 |  

    well, i never thought i’d live to see the day when americans would convert to the metric system!

     
  14. Bruno, 11, May 2005, 18:46 |  

    Flick her? Is that some weird fetish or something?

     
  15. Spud, 11, May 2005, 19:00 |  

    Tough room huh? well, um show more chests then.

    :grin:

     
  16. adam, 12, May 2005, 15:06 |  

    i actually met my gf on flickr. i didn’t use any of those lines. COINCIDENCE!?! ;)

     
  17. quas, 23, May 2005, 14:07 |  

    Haha! #4 is great…and yes, I am a member. ;)