Davezilla: Clean Humor, Filthy Comments

1. A home pregnancy test and a wedding ring
2. Surgical hoses, clamps and formaldehyde
3. Heavy-duty garbage bags and a shovel
4. A cross, a hammer, a loincloth and three nails
5. A circus monkey and an axe
6. A vat of motor oil, 50 friends and a bikini with a contestant number
7. Prosthetic limbs, a saw and a heavily-bookmarked copy of Frankenstein
8. A manatee with a saddle
9. A BeDazzler and a stack of airbrushed t-shirts
10. A PacMan suit and a Ms. PacMan suit

Taking a few days off. Too darn busy! :-?

Back on Monday…

Two men at Starbucks are discussing the Iraq war behind me. One is blaming Iraqi doctors for all of the suicide bombings. My ears prick up as this is an angle I had not heard on the news.

Man 2: “Where did you get that information? I’ve never heard anything about doctors being involved!”
Man 1: “I hear about it every time there’s a bombing. Where have you been?”
Man 2: “Doctors. Iraqi ones?”
Man 1: “Yup.”
Man 2: “What… are the supplying the suicide bombers?”
Man 1: “No, they are the bombers. They’re all doctors.”

[ Now at this point, I am hanging on every word. ]

Man 1: “All of these bombings are being carried out by in-surgeons.”