Davezilla: Clean Humor, Filthy Comments

The next time a part in the toilet breaks, just tell the building manager to fix the toilet. There’s no need to explain that you’ve, “snapped the ballcock by pulling too hard on it.

The Vatican will inform us of their decision to elect a new Pope using a time-honored method: Cryptic smoke signals.

Look at several pictures of spontaneous human combustion and you’ll notice one unifying thread: the feet never burn up.

Watch any group of fire walkers and you’ll notice that again, the feet do not burn up

I think you know where I’m going with this. Feet are fireproof.