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30 April, 2005 Latest: Fran, TinaMarie, Davezilla, Craven,

Despite all the men’s washrooms being on the left side of the building at work, the next time you enter one and notice a curious lack of urinals, back out quickly.

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17 comments:

  1. JFLY, 30, April 2005, 0:58 |  
    JFLY

    Darwin is my homeboy…

    And don’t worry about a lack of urinals - there’s always the subway. :lol:

     
  2. rust, 30, April 2005, 2:19 |  
    rust

    dyslexic bathrooms: a feminazi ploy to embarass men

     
  3. Spud, 30, April 2005, 3:42 |  
    Spud

    Unisex toilets are the way to go.

    well… them and those funnel thingamabobs

    :twisted:

     
  4. kismet, 30, April 2005, 4:07 |  
    kismet

    The urinals were stolen from your restrooms!? :wtf:

    Notify the Pee Police quickly!

     
  5. Patrick, 30, April 2005, 8:26 |  

    Sometimes the convenient icons located on the front of the doors can help too!

    :razz:

     
  6. RoscoeP, 30, April 2005, 8:43 |  

    And don’t misinterpret the “Women” sign on the door to be an advertisement that they are for sale inside and that you just found the coolest store in the world.

     
  7. Tami Jo, 30, April 2005, 9:15 |  

    Laura warned me of that on my first day…

     
  8. JFLY, 30, April 2005, 13:21 |  
    JFLY

    RoscoeP :grin:

     
  9. Fran, 30, April 2005, 18:52 |  
    Fran

    The mirror image Walmarts in two adjoining towns confused me. For some reason, the store I don’t usually go to put urinals in the women’s room. I was appalled! :razz:

     
  10. TinaMarie, 30, April 2005, 19:19 |  

    Once while traveling in Illinois (don’t ask me why) I stopped at a McDonalds to go pee, and immediately responded to the signs on the wall that said “Women” and “Men.” What I failed to notice was that the sign actually said “< —- Women” and “Men—->” Entering under the sign that I thought indicated the location of the women’s room, I promptly scared several men busy at the urinals so badly that one peed on his own feet.:!:

     
  11. TinaMarie, 30, April 2005, 19:21 |  

    Okay, the message above no longer makes sense now that I have posted it and realize that Dave doesn’t allow special characters.

    Okay…the signs said “Women” with an arrow to the left, and “Men” with an arrow to the right. Essentially, the signs were above the door to the opposite sex’s bathroom.

     
  12. rust, 30, April 2005, 21:38 |  
    rust

    Arrow left: “< —” Arrow right: “—>”

     
  13. Anonymous, 30, April 2005, 22:42 |  
    Davezilla

    ▶

     
  14. Spud, 1, May 2005, 7:08 |  
    Spud

    …and silence reigned upon the land …

    all hail!

     
  15. Davezilla, 1, May 2005, 8:46 |  
    Davezilla

    TinaMarie, the reason your arrows didn’t show up was the way you wrote them actually formed a tag in HTML called a comment. Comments are used to hide things from being viewed on the page. Sort of like the bathroom you were looking for. :razz:

    At least I didn’t mistake the mop sink for a urinal. :wtf:

     
  16. Spud, 1, May 2005, 17:20 |  
    Spud

    They need a plumber, badly.

    The toilet is already backed up with water.

    I recommend Spud Plumbing Inc Reasonable call out fee of $495.73 for the first 15 min.

    :geek:

     
  17. Craven, 1, May 2005, 17:52 |  

    Hi!