Complete this sentence #23
“If I had on a new pair of moosepants, I’d be ready to ________.”
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“If I had on a new pair of moosepants, I’d be ready to fight midget devil clowns.”
…..dance the night away. Then get thrown out on my drunk ass butt.
be ready to go out to the Mangy Moose Saloon in Jackson Hole, Wyoming!
:boxers: What does one wear under their moosepants?
stick my hand in a moose’s cunt
If I had on a new pair of moosepants, I’d be ready to fly (or find a moosalicious girlfriend).
If I had on a new pair of moosepants, I’d be ready to party my mooseass off! :grin::boobs::wang::boobs:
If I had a new pair of moosepants, I’d go out with Mandy and TinaMarie to the hippest moose club there was, and hoof it up, moosey style!
If I had on a new pair of moosepants, I’d be ready to …. stay at home. I would’t want to be seen in those things. A moose bra, now that’s another story. I’d shake them :boobs::boobs: !!!
wallow in my own shit.
“If I had on a new pair of moosepants, I’d be ready to
“If I had on a new pair of moosepants, I’d be ready to go stag.”
..visit the local Country Club. I hear you get a lot of moosehead against the walls in there.
take over the world, Pinky!
Ummm, Brain. I think you need sparkly pants for that.
“If I had on a new pair of moosepants, I’d be ready to Rock The Casba!.”
If I had on a new pair of moosepants, I’d be ready to eat some moose meat.
Actually, moose meat WAS my first solid food. That’s what I get for growing up in northern New Hampshire. It’s pretty good, too.
go out ‘rock and rutting’ with Mandy, TinaMarie and Esther.
… I would make all of the people wearing elk-shirts and tugging on their camel-toe jealous.
I’d be ready to frolic with Rocket J Squirrel on the Spadina Bus (the Spadina Bus — there is no Spadina Bus)
….recite the pledge of all Canadians. (You know the one from the beer commercials!?)
I AM CANADIAN!
If I had a new pair of moosepants I’d be ready to go out with Bullwinkle.
Cans or draught or bottles…
It’s our favourite brew
We’ll be drinking RED CAP
We are drinkers TRUE Canadian Beer Commercial c. 1966 see also
“If I had on a pair of moosepants, I’d be ready to — HEY! I AM wearing moosepants.” nuclear moose candy.
“If I had on a new pair of moosepants, I’d be ready to get down with my bad self.”
Yeah… or like, something else that might be more fun on a Friday.
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If I had a mooose, I’d put him in MOOSEPANTS, I’d put him on the roof, All over this la-and…
(Inspired by Leonard Nimoy’s version of “If I Had a Hammer“)
6027811260 dale I need some moose pants for real.
If I had a pair of moosepants, I’d be ready to go moolistic.
But really guys, what’s so funny about moosepants anyway? Aren’t they a staple for everyone? And matching moose vests too?
If I had on a new pair of moosepants, I’d to wander through the muskeg and pull up fresh waterweeds with my choppers.