Things I would not want to find in Wendy’s chili

  1. A webcam
  2. Weapons of Mass Destruction
  3. A tie-dyed poodle
  4. The Holy Grail
  5. Fermat’s Theorum
  6. The Secret of Nimh
  7. Jimmy Hoffa’s finger
  8. Rosie O’Donell’s Flickr Account
  9. A rectal thermometer
  10. Wendy

Thanks to Larfus for suggesting the topic.

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28 comments:

  1. girl, 27, April 2005, 0:27 |  

    what I don’t ever want to find in my mouth: Wendy’s chili.

    who eats that crap anyway? I’m fairly sure it’s illegal to live in Texas and admit to eating Wendy’s “chili.”

    I’ve eaten it ONE time and decided their ad campaign should be: “Wendy’s chili: a weapon of ass explosion.”

     
  2. larfus, 27, April 2005, 0:45 |  
    larfus

    I agree it needs to come with a roll of toilet paer instead of napkins.:wtf:

     
  3. Spud, 27, April 2005, 2:33 |  
    Spud

    What’s the matter with you people, a good clear out never hurt anyone.

    Some people pay good money for enemas.

    Ah Wendys Chilli!

    A rootin a tootin a clearout yaguts a tootin.

    :twisted:

     
  4. TheFaramir, 27, April 2005, 6:57 |  
    TheFaramir

    I noticed that Rosie’s photos have no comments yet. We should all go there and have some fun with that.

     
  5. larfus, 27, April 2005, 8:05 |  
    larfus

    I will race ya there! :twisted:

     
  6. Davezilla, 27, April 2005, 8:08 |  
    Davezilla

    She has (smartly) disabled comments and tags. Damn. I had some good tag ideas, too. I’m certain she would have enjoyed them. :twisted:

     
  7. CJ, 27, April 2005, 9:14 |  

    In my Chili, I would hate find a Rosie O’donell FLick’r picture of her rectal thermometer.

     
  8. bran, 27, April 2005, 9:26 |  

    oh, yes, a veritable goldmine. too bad she’s closed the mine doors.

     
  9. simoon, 27, April 2005, 9:54 |  

    Personally, I think I might order some Wedny’s chili if I thought I might find Weapons of Mass Destruction as the “prize.” Heck, there are a few people I know of who could use a little WoMD directed at them. Harumph.

     
  10. Esther, 27, April 2005, 10:54 |  
    Esther

    I definitely would not like to find Wendy in her own chili.:dead:

    Also, in her profile, Rosie lists herself as female. What gives?

     
  11. Mandy, 27, April 2005, 11:16 |  
    Mandy

    She might be one of those dog Flickr pages. :neutral:

     
  12. JFLY, 27, April 2005, 11:42 |  
    JFLY

    Things That HAVE Been Found:

    1. Evander Holyfield’s Earlobe
    2. Bin Laden
    3. The Lindburgh Baby
    4. OJ’s Knife
    5. Bill Clinton’s Cigar
    6. Michael Jackson’s Career
    7. The Painting “The Scream”
    8. Prince Charles’ Taste In Women
    9. Paris Hilton’s Cell Phone
    10. Cat Stevens’ Passport
     
  13. rust, 27, April 2005, 12:33 |  
    rust

    MOOSEPANTS!

     
  14. Merth, 27, April 2005, 12:54 |  
    Merth

    I have got nothing… Wait! Nope. Still nothing. :java:

     
  15. Nikki, 27, April 2005, 13:05 |  
    Nikki

    Kind of hard to follow up MOOSEPANTS.

     
  16. Jeffro, 27, April 2005, 13:37 |  

    didn’t Dave Thomas leave his body to chili?

     
  17. juana, 27, April 2005, 14:07 |  

    Of course i had to look at Rosie’s Flickr!, and of course now i’m sorry :razz: i hate her and she’s a worse photographer than me. Bleah.

     
  18. JD, 27, April 2005, 15:11 |  

    Things I would not want to find in my chili: my parents :-?

     
  19. girl, 27, April 2005, 15:48 |  

    oh good god. I just looked at those pictures. the last one, with all the freckles on her face? that’s enough to give someone nightmares. :wtf:

     
  20. wantwit, 27, April 2005, 16:07 |  

    I do not want to find God in my Wendy’s chili.

     
  21. JFLY, 27, April 2005, 16:17 |  
    JFLY

    Re: Rosie’s pics

    page 1 - Eric has the hardest job in show business

     
  22. Merth, 27, April 2005, 16:23 |  
    Merth

    Rosey’s partner is actually attractive. Rich folk never marry ugly people… There is always some really attractive person that likes their “personality”.

    Curse my luck!

     
  23. Davezilla, 27, April 2005, 23:46 |  
    Davezilla

    Well, you are all braver than I to spend so much time on her Flickr site. I only made it through two photos. :wtf:

     
  24. Anna, 28, April 2005, 3:39 |  
    Anna

    First I was thinking “who is Wendy? Somebody who blogs. Somebody we are all supposed to know but don’t. Somebody Dave knows?”. Then I realized this must be about fastfood … that’s soo American. The town that I live in has 158.000 people - an average to large city in Holland - one regular MacD’s and one drive-thru, one Domino’s and one Subway. That’s about all the fastfood we have. Ofcourse I’m not counting all the “snackbars” (sorry, that’s what they’re called) were you can buy all kinds of fries, meatballs and other unmentionables. I’m losing the battle here …. we have lots of fastfood places too. But luckely NO Wendy’s.

     
  25. mike, 29, April 2005, 1:25 |  

    penile vomit:idea:

     
  26. larfus, 29, April 2005, 3:50 |  
    larfus

    :limp:

     
  27. MB, 30, April 2005, 20:21 |  

    the few rosie photos that i looked at kind of made me feel queasy. and i usually like odd colorful photos. but these looked real scary! :roll:

     
  28. ariel, 30, April 2005, 20:42 |  

    i think i would want to find the Holy Grail. :razz: