Note to Self: 5,310

Try to remember that “a little bit” and “extra” are relative terms and some people have different ideas about what they entail. At Subway, “a little bit” of mayonnaise apparently means “1.2 quarts” and “extra” jalapeƱos means “enough capsacin to choke a Mexican short order cook”.

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16 comments:

  1. frisko, 26, April 2005, 0:20 |  

    Fast food, just yuck. Desperate times, and measures.Whats up with the comma in the title? I know, too grossed out to think.

    empathetically

    Frisko

     
  2. frisko, 26, April 2005, 0:23 |  

    who needs spell check

     
  3. Kirk, 26, April 2005, 0:49 |  

    Well, darn, I could always use a :wang: “little bit” :wang:and/or:wang:”extra”:wang:

     
  4. Esther, 26, April 2005, 1:07 |  
    Esther

    I don’t really think of Subway as fast food, more like semi-fast sammiches.

    So how were your mayonnaise covered jalapenos, Dave?:dead:

     
  5. Lung the Younger, 26, April 2005, 6:02 |  

    Mmm! This explains why Bush is asking for ‘a little bit’ of ‘extra’ cash for the Iraq budget.

     
  6. Davezilla, 26, April 2005, 6:33 |  
    Davezilla

    Whats up with the comma in the title? I always put commas after thousands. Must be that new math. :razz:

     
  7. Nikki, 26, April 2005, 6:41 |  
    Nikki

    There’s no such thing as too many jalapeƱos. :kiss:

     
  8. Spud, 26, April 2005, 7:33 |  
    Spud

    All I can say is

    Heh!

    :grin:

     
  9. Esther, 26, April 2005, 10:39 |  
    Esther

    My colon would tend to disagree with you there, Nikki.:smile:

     
  10. Merth, 26, April 2005, 13:50 |  
    Merth

    Ahhh yes… I too have shared this experience.

    I now use the line, “Just 1 strip of mayo please.”

     
  11. ariel, 26, April 2005, 16:42 |  

    i always loved- “spread that around” ::dumps everything in the middle:: :sad:

     
  12. Fran, 26, April 2005, 17:09 |  
    Fran

    Yes, one needs to be specific about exactly what they want at Subway. But at least they don’t give out free fingers with their six inch subs.

     
  13. Fran, 26, April 2005, 17:15 |  
    Fran

    I went catatonic looking at the Infinite Cat Project. :wtf:

    You need to warn people about that site beforehand just like you warn about flash websites.

    Now I need a gin and tonic. :dead:

     
  14. Mandy, 26, April 2005, 19:19 |  
    Mandy

    free fingers with their six inch subs. I misread that completely! Thought it said free fingers with six inch STUBS! :wtf:

     
  15. Esther, 26, April 2005, 20:11 |  
    Esther

    Six inch :wang:?

     
  16. Spud, 26, April 2005, 22:28 |  
    Spud

    Half serve??