Davezilla: Clean Humor, Filthy Comments

41 comments:

1. James, 22, April 2005, 0:13 |  
   Pope Ratzinger’s critics have dubbed him, “God’s NAZI.”

    
2. Anonymous, 22, April 2005, 1:36 |  
   

   Wiener… definitely God’s wiener.

    
3. Vicus Scurra, 22, April 2005, 1:46 |  
   illa.

    
4. Kenn, 22, April 2005, 2:41 |  
   Pope Ratzinger’s critics have dubbed him, “God’s monkey and devil clown thing.”

    
5. Spud, 22, April 2005, 2:45 |  
   Pope Ratzinger’s critics have dubbed him, “God’s Fart.”

    
6. bryan, 22, April 2005, 4:36 |  
   German Shepard. (get it?).

    
7. wantwit, 22, April 2005, 4:38 |  
   God. Because if being a man’s man is so bad in today’s world imagine what the new pope is going through with the whole “i entrust MYSELF to your prayers” shit.

    
8. Lung the Younger, 22, April 2005, 5:06 |  
   Pope Ratzinger’s critics have dubbed him “God’s dress rehearsal for Armageddon.”

   (Do you reckon that alterboys will have to wear liederhosen from now on?)

    
9. matej, 22, April 2005, 5:15 |  
   only friend

    
10. Bob Downe, 22, April 2005, 5:36 |  
    Pope Ratzinger’s critics have dubbed him, “God’s Little Fart.”

     
11. Somebaudy, 22, April 2005, 6:48 |  
    Pope Ratzinger’s critics have dubbed him, “God’s latest mistake”

     
12. Andy M, 22, April 2005, 6:52 |  
    understudy

     
13. Nikki, 22, April 2005, 7:23 |  
    Pope Ratzinger’s critics have dubbed him, “God’s Rat Pastry.”

     
14. Nikki, 22, April 2005, 7:24 |  
    Matej wins, hands down. :java:

     
15. GrumpySimon, 22, April 2005, 7:59 |  
    God’s Favorite Software Evolution Analyst http://www.infosys.tuwien.ac.at/staff/ratzinger/

    Oh wait…

     
16. Bente, 22, April 2005, 8:14 |  
    biaatch

     
17. mf, 22, April 2005, 8:29 |  
    Apt pupil

     
18. Esther, 22, April 2005, 9:48 |  
    ..pizza delivery guy?

     
19. Olly, 22, April 2005, 10:15 |  
    swot.

     
20. David O, 22, April 2005, 11:37 |  
    I think “the german shepard” will stick.

     
21. JFLY, 22, April 2005, 11:47 |  
    “God’s joke on the Catholics”

     
22. Natalie, 22, April 2005, 12:09 |  
    “God’s biggest disappointment.”

    also

    “God’s freaky Frankenstein’s monster.”

     
23. rust, 22, April 2005, 13:00 |  
    Pope Ratzinger’s critics have dubbed him, “God’s Papa Ratzi…” (hey! Did he kill Lady Di?)

     
24. Cherish, 22, April 2005, 13:02 |  
    tool

     
25. wantwit, 22, April 2005, 14:19 |  
    sweet cream icing on top of his berfday carrot cake.

     
26. JFLY, 22, April 2005, 15:59 |  
    “God’s dogbaby”

     
27. Patricia, 22, April 2005, 16:04 |  
    I thought I would stop by to congratulate for your Blog.

    Regards.

    Pat.

     
28. wantwit, 22, April 2005, 16:30 |  
    CLICK ON MY NAME FOR A COOL LINK: Hypersonic sound permits someone with what-looks-like-a-radar gun to point it at you and make you hear whatever CD he is playing. Let’s have “God” talk to Dubya.

     
29. rust, 22, April 2005, 18:14 |  
    Pope Ratzinger’s critics have dubbed him, “God’s Toothbrush…”

    Brown-shirted WEASEL

     
30. TinaMarie, 22, April 2005, 19:18 |  
    mf, that was very, very cold. But maybe you’re right.

    On a lighter note, critics have called the Pope God’s Benedictus to the Catholic Church. (you have to know a little Latin to get this one. Start the traveling music.)

     
31. Z, 22, April 2005, 20:42 |  
    God’s gotta a weird sense of humor.

     
32. Z, 22, April 2005, 20:44 |  
    God’s new email address: dontblameme@cloudcity.org

     
33. Tony, 22, April 2005, 22:08 |  
    God’s reason to reconsider abortion.

     
34. Matt, 22, April 2005, 23:21 |  
    I wonder if God and Lando play poker, Z.

     
35. Minnie, 23, April 2005, 5:44 |  
    …rabid rottweiler.

     
36. rust, 23, April 2005, 11:45 |  
    Pope Ratzinger’s critics have dubbed him, “God’s used toilet paper.”

     
37. paddlepoplion, 23, April 2005, 21:47 |  
    my vote is with Vicus Scurra. Im still laughing.

     
38. David, 25, April 2005, 11:11 |  
    Pope Ratzinger’s critics have dubbed him, “God’s little ass puppet”

     
39. Anonymous, 6, May 2005, 17:34 |  
    

    :wang::limp::boobs::boobs:
    = dum sex

     
40. Anonymous, 6, May 2005, 17:35 |  
    

    :razz::roll::eek:

     
41. Anonymous, 6, May 2005, 17:37 |  
    

    :limp::boobs::undies:good side
    :undies::!::mrgreen::twisted::boxers::smile::thong::cool::dead::evil::geek::grin::idea::java::kiss::oops::razz::roll::lol::eek::lol::mad::sad::wtf::-(:-?:wang: