Note to Self: 5,300

20 April, 2005 Latest: Esther, Bill P., TinaMarie, Mandy, Constant,

The next time a part in the toilet breaks, just tell the building manager to fix the toilet. There’s no need to explain that you’ve, “snapped the ballcock by pulling too hard on it.

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17 comments:

  1. TheFaramir, 20, April 2005, 0:16 |  

    I hate it when I snap my ballcock by pulling too hard on it.

     
  2. Kenn, 20, April 2005, 1:29 |  

    Ah, toilet humor. Gotta love it.

    Pulling too hard and snapping the ballcock sounds like just about the most fun you can have by yourself in the bathroom.

     
  3. Spud, 20, April 2005, 4:01 |  

    Plumbing Tip #36

    Never pull too hard on the ballcock.

    That’ll be $395.75*

    Thanks

    *+ Tax & Gov Charges

     
  4. Nikki, 20, April 2005, 6:41 |  

    Jiggling your handle didn’t work?

     
  5. Chad, 20, April 2005, 8:32 |  

    When replacing the ballcock, you’ll probably need to get a new ballcock ring, too.

     
  6. Merth, 20, April 2005, 9:09 |  

    Nothing like ballock jokes to get the morning started off right. :java:

     
  7. JFLY, 20, April 2005, 10:36 |  

    I don’t have a ballcock to pull on…:sad:

     
  8. Cherish, 20, April 2005, 10:43 |  

    :java: *snort-spew*

     
  9. Natalie, 20, April 2005, 11:26 |  

    Isn’t that my job? Pulling, not breaking…

     
  10. rust, 20, April 2005, 12:05 |  

    My flapper got too stiff, and I had a constant drip. I finally called in the professionals (the men in white coats covering their buttcracks) and they suggested lubrication. That worked fine for a while, but it wasn’t until I moved that I was able to solve my problem.

    :wang:

     
  11. Esther, 20, April 2005, 12:19 |  

    Damn, first I miss the Pope thread, and now I’m so exhausted from moving into my new apartment, that I can’t think of a witty ballcock comment.:limp:

    I need a massage. Any volunteers?

     
  12. Bill P., 20, April 2005, 12:22 |  

    Well if you’re volunteering, Natalie (unzips)….. :twisted:

     
  13. Nikki, 20, April 2005, 14:25 |  

    :dead:

     
  14. TinaMarie, 20, April 2005, 16:13 |  

    I wish I had a ballcock of my own. My husband has one, and he says that I can pull on it, but every time I pull on it, it acts all friendly and then after a while it spits on me.

    That is just rude. Pearl necklace my ass.:grin:

     
  15. Mandy, 21, April 2005, 14:25 |  

    And all this time I associated plumbing with buttcrack. It has :wang:s too! :grin:

     
  16. Constant, 5, May 2005, 16:25 |  

    In re the link of the day . . .Another for the collection. Enjoy!

     
  17. Constant, 5, May 2005, 16:27 |  

    Hello, In re the link of the day . . . another under the link to my name [Sorry about the multiple posts; didn't realize could only put the link under the name, not in text.]