Note to Self: 5,290

Posted by Davezilla 12 April, 2005 Latest: Minnie, kermit, Wildcat, Anna, mikeB,

Next time you drop buttered popcorn in a glass of Perrier by mistake, retrieve it within one second or pour the glass out. Blecch. Five second rule does not apply here.

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  • Link of the Day: The winners of the 9th Annual Webby Awards will be announced this evening.
    Yours truly is a finalist got honourable mention.

22 comments:

  1. JFLY, 12, April 2005, 0:27 |  

    Good Luck Dave!!! :kiss:

     
  2. Esther, 12, April 2005, 0:30 |  

    Also, I wouldn’t recommend dropping your salami in a glass of orange juice.

    Lots of luck to ya, Dave!:lol:

     
  3. JD, 12, April 2005, 0:32 |  

    You know what is a good combo? Chocolate milk and Dr. Pepper. It tastes like a milk shake, I swear. :java:

     
  4. Lace Valentine, 12, April 2005, 0:34 |  

    Like the miserly French
    in a throat-thirsting pinch
    smell the bouquet
    before quaffing Perrier–
    Now it’s not as sublime
    as red Bordeaux wine
    Tell the wine-dealer’s daughter:
    it’s just Gallic water
    but if she loves you true
    she might drink bubbly too.
    Or rather, with a wink
    you can embellish the drink:
    (let those French just scorn)
    Throw in popcorn!

     
  5. Mandy, 12, April 2005, 6:23 |  

    Lace, that was brilliant! :kiss:

     
  6. Nikki, 12, April 2005, 6:54 |  

    Alternatively, popcorn goes great with pink lemonade.

     
  7. Spud, 12, April 2005, 7:01 |  

    Lace is sliding into great limericks, however I think it needs a backing track ala mm

    Haiku
    popcorn is at stake
    soggy tales or more
    leave none to waste

    :java:

     
  8. Mike, 12, April 2005, 8:54 |  

    I’m assuming that the perrier is kind of ruined too….

     
  9. Russell, 12, April 2005, 10:27 |  

    Congradulations. My goal is to get just one family member to read my blog. Just one.:roll:

     
  10. rust, 12, April 2005, 12:34 |  

    Does this mean you get a free drink and all the cocktail weenies you can eat? Woo-hoo!

     
  11. Lace Valentine, 12, April 2005, 13:26 |  

    Thanks, Mandy, :kiss:

    I guess I’ll reveal it here first: I’m half French (Lord!) but American in a non-voluntary sort of way.

    And for Spud:

    Kerouac drank
    himself to death–
    shoulda had popcorn

    :grin:

    Congrats Davezilla for your Honorable Mention. I raise my :java: to you.

     
  12. Minnie, 12, April 2005, 16:06 |  

    Yay! Congrats, Dave! You’ll always be my most favourite (humourist) blogger. :smile:

     
  13. Spud, 12, April 2005, 17:42 |  

    Congrats on the honourable mention Dave.

    I think I can put my finger on why you weren’t a finalist…

    We need more
    :boobs::thong::boobs:

     
  14. Mandy, 12, April 2005, 17:47 |  

    Spud may be right. :wtf:

     
  15. JFLY, 12, April 2005, 21:14 |  

    Dave, break out the Perrier & popcorn!!!

    Congrats…

     
  16. kermit, 12, April 2005, 21:42 |  

    This is unacceptable! You should demand a recount!

     
  17. Wildcat, 12, April 2005, 22:22 |  

    Mucho congrats on the honorable mention!

     
  18. Anna, 13, April 2005, 4:27 |  

    Dave, the whole of Holland congratulates you on your honorables (sounds like “unmentionables”).

    Is Spud talking about some girl-on-girl action? (By the looks of the position of “his” :boobs::boobs: and :thong: you might think so).

     
  19. Spud, 13, April 2005, 4:41 |  

    Well, where I come from Anna :boobs::thong::boobs: kinda means Tits & Arse.

    Heh!

    :grin:

     
  20. Anna, 13, April 2005, 6:42 |  

    Spud, let’s ask “the esteemed reader”.
    Does :boobs::thong::boobs: mean:
    a) tits and ass or,
    b) soixant neuf between girls
    ??

     
  21. mikeB, 13, April 2005, 7:01 |  

    Anna is making me hot :wang:

     
  22. Spud, 13, April 2005, 7:53 |  

    Anna is hot

    so is Mandy

    and Esther

    and Natalie

    this topic is drifting again

    yes

    a & b

    :mrgreen: