Complete this sentence #21
Losing your Internet cable connection is worse than being ________ by a _______ .
Tags: Complete this sentence, Words.Losing your Internet cable connection is worse than being ________ by a _______ .
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Damn Comcast.
Losing your Internet cable connection is worse than being forced to watch the Pope’s funeral by a roomful of axe-wielding, Ninja devil-clowns with incontinence issues.
Losing your internet cable connection is worse then being starved by a Schiavo.
Losing your Internet cable connection is worse than being licked to death by a flotilla of devil clowns on heat.
Losing your internet cable connection is worse than getting punched in the gut by a fat guy named Lou.
Losing your internet cable connection is worse than being mistaken for Ben Stiller.
Losing your internet cable connection is worse than being served french fries with a side order of :boobs::boobs: by a bimbo waitress with a bad manicure.
Losing your Internet cable connection is worse than being governed by a Bush.
Oh no, Nikki! Nothing is THAT BAD.
Losing your Internet connection is worse than being Touched by an Angel.
Losing your Internet cable connection is worse than being found bound and gagged in drag by a former girlfriend .
is more painful than… frying bacon naked while singing showtunes.
:java:
Not that I know… I had a friend… that… oops, look at the time.
Losing your Internet cable connection is worse than being told that they’re all out of leather and spike bodysuits by a man dressed in a pink tutu and combat boots.
Losing your Internet cable connection is worse than being babysat by a Jackson.
losing your internet connection is worse than getting fucked sideways with a spork.
coincidentally, my comcast internet service was out last night as well. and i’m in boston.
Losing your internet connection is worse than waking up to your cat “playing” with your :wang:.
Hey, I like to let the cat play with my
KINKY!
Losing your Internet cable connection is worse than being forcibly kept in a persistent vegetative state by Republicans.
Losing your internet connection is worse than waking up to your cat “playing” with rust’s :wang:.
Losing your Internet cable connection is worse than being tortured by a long night of watching reality television shows .
Losing your Internet cable connection is worse than being sodomized by a Klingon .
Losing your internet cable connection is worse than being the altar boy that the priest didn’t want to play with.
Losing your internet connection is not worse than the fact that rust likes his cat to play with his :wang:.
Losing you internet cable connection is worse than accidentally steaming your right nipple over a pot of boiling water…
True story - OUCH
Losing your internet cable connection is worse than having a recurring wet dream of Fran Drescher talking dirty to you followed by her nasal, Jewish princess laugh–her last words being, “Hey Let’s perform circumcision!”
…worse than being quilted by Ed Gein.
Losing your Internet cable connection is worse than being mistaken for bottle recycler by a nearsighted grandmother .
TRUE STORY!
Losing your internet connection is worse than being turned down by a hooker
…is worse than listening to the presidential debate between the giant douche and the turd sandwich.
Whoa, wait. Fucked sideways with a spork!?
Losing your internet cable connection is worse than having your boyfriend post every stupid thing you say on his web site…:razz:
Losing your cable connection is worse than being bombarded by politicized comments about some poor woman in a vegatative state.
PLEASE CAN WE STOP WITH THE SCHIAVO “SHIT” NOW? She’s dead–leave it alone.
Losing your Internet cable connection is worse than being forced to read WIL WHEATON’s BLOG by a crazed Star Trek fan .
Losing your internet cable connection is BETTER than spending 10 minutes in a chat room support group for people trying to quit smoking that’s filled with a bunch of losers who’ve given up cigarettes for hard liquor, crack, and cheesecake and can talk about nothing other than stuffing their fat-faces to kill their cravings for a fricking smoke!!!!!
Jesus Christ on a Stick - I’d rather die of lung cancer.
Sorry, lost it for a minute…:oops:
Anyone got a light?
called upon to testify … Jackson family member.
Did you say … member? Tee hee. Wooo Hoooo!
Losing your Internet cable connection is worse than being kissed in your mouth by a dog that just discovered its double jointed and can clean every inch of its body.
Losing your Internet cable connection is worse than being befriended by a Scientologist.
worse than being found nekid on your porch by a Jahovah’s Witness who’s wonndering what you were doing with that marshmallow fluff on your pecker and a feret on a leash.
Losing your internet connection is worse than finding your ferret gone from its cage, and finding a jar of marshmellow fluff in its place.
… is not worse than finding half a worm in my apple.
Losing your Internet cable connection is worse than being held forcably upside down by 2 naked women whilst being whipped into a frenzy by your evil stepmother.
i think