Complete this sentence #21

Losing your Internet cable connection is worse than being ________ by a _______ .

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42 comments:

  1. Davezilla, 8, April 2005, 7:46 |  

    Damn Comcast.

    Losing your Internet cable connection is worse than being forced to watch the Pope’s funeral by a roomful of axe-wielding, Ninja devil-clowns with incontinence issues.

     
  2. Moxie, 8, April 2005, 8:24 |  

    Losing your internet cable connection is worse then being starved by a Schiavo.

     
  3. Spud, 8, April 2005, 8:39 |  

    Losing your Internet cable connection is worse than being licked to death by a flotilla of devil clowns on heat.

    :-?

     
  4. CJ, 8, April 2005, 8:53 |  

    Losing your internet cable connection is worse than getting punched in the gut by a fat guy named Lou.

     
  5. JFLY, 8, April 2005, 9:24 |  

    Losing your internet cable connection is worse than being mistaken for Ben Stiller. :razz:

     
  6. JFLY, 8, April 2005, 9:28 |  

    Losing your internet cable connection is worse than being served french fries with a side order of :boobs::boobs: by a bimbo waitress with a bad manicure.

     
  7. Nikki, 8, April 2005, 9:40 |  

    Losing your Internet cable connection is worse than being governed by a Bush.

     
  8. Mandy, 8, April 2005, 10:00 |  

    Oh no, Nikki! Nothing is THAT BAD. :twisted:

     
  9. Ice Queen, 8, April 2005, 10:05 |  

    Losing your Internet connection is worse than being Touched by an Angel.

     
  10. rust, 8, April 2005, 10:13 |  

    Losing your Internet cable connection is worse than being found bound and gagged in drag by a former girlfriend .

     
  11. Spud, 8, April 2005, 10:19 |  

    :wtf:

     
  12. Merth, 8, April 2005, 10:37 |  

    is more painful than… frying bacon naked while singing showtunes.

    :java:

    Not that I know… I had a friend… that… oops, look at the time. :oops:

     
  13. Esther, 8, April 2005, 10:49 |  

    Losing your Internet cable connection is worse than being told that they’re all out of leather and spike bodysuits by a man dressed in a pink tutu and combat boots.

     
  14. Nikki, 8, April 2005, 11:32 |  

    Losing your Internet cable connection is worse than being babysat by a Jackson.

     
  15. honey bunny, 8, April 2005, 12:17 |  

    losing your internet connection is worse than getting fucked sideways with a spork.

    coincidentally, my comcast internet service was out last night as well. and i’m in boston.

    :limp:

     
  16. Willis, 8, April 2005, 12:47 |  

    Losing your internet connection is worse than waking up to your cat “playing” with your :wang:.

     
  17. rust, 8, April 2005, 13:32 |  

    Hey, I like to let the cat play with my :wang:

    KINKY!

     
  18. DK, 8, April 2005, 13:48 |  

    Losing your Internet cable connection is worse than being forcibly kept in a persistent vegetative state by Republicans.

     
  19. mikeB, 8, April 2005, 14:07 |  

    Losing your internet connection is worse than waking up to your cat “playing” with rust’s :wang:.

     
  20. Fran, 8, April 2005, 14:15 |  

    Losing your Internet cable connection is worse than being tortured by a long night of watching reality television shows .

     
  21. rust, 8, April 2005, 14:19 |  

    Losing your Internet cable connection is worse than being sodomized by a Klingon .

    :geek:

     
  22. Kirk, 8, April 2005, 14:28 |  

    Losing your internet cable connection is worse than being the altar boy that the priest didn’t want to play with. :limp:

     
  23. Esther, 8, April 2005, 14:42 |  

    Losing your internet connection is not worse than the fact that rust likes his cat to play with his :wang:. :wtf:

     
  24. JFLY, 8, April 2005, 15:17 |  

    Losing you internet cable connection is worse than accidentally steaming your right nipple over a pot of boiling water…

    True story - OUCH :oops:

     
  25. Lace Valentine, 8, April 2005, 16:03 |  

    Losing your internet cable connection is worse than having a recurring wet dream of Fran Drescher talking dirty to you followed by her nasal, Jewish princess laugh–her last words being, “Hey Let’s perform circumcision!”

    :boxers:

     
  26. Keith, 8, April 2005, 17:14 |  

    …worse than being quilted by Ed Gein.

     
  27. rust, 8, April 2005, 17:30 |  

    Losing your Internet cable connection is worse than being mistaken for bottle recycler by a nearsighted grandmother .

    TRUE STORY!

     
  28. The Macek Collective, 8, April 2005, 17:35 |  

    Losing your internet connection is worse than being turned down by a hooker

     
  29. JD, 8, April 2005, 18:24 |  

    …is worse than listening to the presidential debate between the giant douche and the turd sandwich.

    Whoa, wait. Fucked sideways with a spork!? :wtf:

     
  30. JFLY, 8, April 2005, 20:09 |  

    Losing your internet cable connection is worse than having your boyfriend post every stupid thing you say on his web site…:razz:

     
  31. TinaMarie, 8, April 2005, 20:38 |  

    Losing your cable connection is worse than being bombarded by politicized comments about some poor woman in a vegatative state.

    PLEASE CAN WE STOP WITH THE SCHIAVO “SHIT” NOW? She’s dead–leave it alone.

     
  32. rust, 8, April 2005, 22:05 |  

    Losing your Internet cable connection is worse than being forced to read WIL WHEATON’s BLOG by a crazed Star Trek fan .

     
  33. JFLY, 8, April 2005, 22:24 |  

    Losing your internet cable connection is BETTER than spending 10 minutes in a chat room support group for people trying to quit smoking that’s filled with a bunch of losers who’ve given up cigarettes for hard liquor, crack, and cheesecake and can talk about nothing other than stuffing their fat-faces to kill their cravings for a fricking smoke!!!!!

    Jesus Christ on a Stick - I’d rather die of lung cancer.

    Sorry, lost it for a minute…:oops:

     
  34. JFLY, 8, April 2005, 22:26 |  

    Anyone got a light?

     
  35. wantwit, 8, April 2005, 22:27 |  

    called upon to testify … Jackson family member.

     
  36. Michael Jackson, 8, April 2005, 22:41 |  

    Did you say … member? Tee hee. Wooo Hoooo!

     
  37. larfus, 9, April 2005, 22:18 |  

    Losing your Internet cable connection is worse than being kissed in your mouth by a dog that just discovered its double jointed and can clean every inch of its body. :wtf:

     
  38. Devil, 10, April 2005, 1:18 |  

    Losing your Internet cable connection is worse than being befriended by a Scientologist.

     
  39. Rev. Jim, 10, April 2005, 2:17 |  

    worse than being found nekid on your porch by a Jahovah’s Witness who’s wonndering what you were doing with that marshmallow fluff on your pecker and a feret on a leash.

     
  40. Lisa V, 10, April 2005, 23:02 |  

    Losing your internet connection is worse than finding your ferret gone from its cage, and finding a jar of marshmellow fluff in its place.

     
  41. Russell, 11, April 2005, 0:01 |  

    … is not worse than finding half a worm in my apple.

     
  42. rj, 12, April 2005, 7:35 |  

    Losing your Internet cable connection is worse than being held forcably upside down by 2 naked women whilst being whipped into a frenzy by your evil stepmother.

    i think