Comments on: Worst roommate ever

By: M.C. Glammer

M.C. Glammer — Sat, 09 Apr 2005 20:32:57 +0000

I’d use his scalpels on a blackboard to correct his grammar.

By: Davezilla

Davezilla — Sat, 09 Apr 2005 02:39:36 +0000

Best part of Austin Powers relived. Thanks, Merth

By: Spud

Spud — Fri, 08 Apr 2005 04:53:33 +0000

And Then ??

By: Merth

Merth — Thu, 07 Apr 2005 13:40:23 +0000

The details of my life are quite inconsequential…. very well, where do i begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we’d make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds- pretty standard really. At the age of twelve I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum… it’s breathtaking- I highly suggest you try it.

By: Spud

Spud — Thu, 07 Apr 2005 11:25:56 +0000

eeeeeewwwwwwwwwww

By: Suzanne

Suzanne — Thu, 07 Apr 2005 07:17:24 +0000

Since he is so concerned about my Gingiva I think I would floss obsessively in front of him, making sure to fling chunks of rare beef accross the room, Of course I would use a new 2 foot piece of floss for each space between my teeth and leave the discarded floss everywhere.

By: Esther

Esther — Thu, 07 Apr 2005 05:11:38 +0000

Wow, Mandy, I’m honored…and a little disturbed at that news. lol

By: Mandy

Mandy — Thu, 07 Apr 2005 04:48:16 +0000

Esther, in your honor I will name my first-born “Mr. AnalRetentiveMcFussyPants” :kiss:

By: Esther

Esther — Thu, 07 Apr 2005 04:37:00 +0000

Specific requests usually include non-smoking, non-ugly, etc.

I’d say Mr. AnalRetentiveMcFussyPants’ requests speak of a borderline psychosis and complete whack job.

Along with Spud’s advice, I would also recommend total avoidance.

By: Spud

Spud — Thu, 07 Apr 2005 00:42:09 +0000

Because it strangely smacks of a scenario like Christian Bale in American Psycho.

Just to be on the safe side, I recommend…

Nukes