Davezilla: Clean Humor, Filthy Comments

26 comments:

1. Katy, 5, April 2005, 3:34 |  
   “I am the great cornholio! I need TP for my bunghole!”

    
2. Lung the Younger, 5, April 2005, 4:16 |  
   OK OK! You can have the damn head on the platter but please stop following me into the toilet already!

    
3. wantwit, 5, April 2005, 4:30 |  
   that’s a lot of puss.

    
4. Anonymous, 5, April 2005, 6:48 |  
   

   So THAT’s where all the TP goes in public toilets.

    
5. Nikki, 5, April 2005, 6:59 |  
   Toilet-paper bride.

    
6. Somebaudy, 5, April 2005, 7:20 |  
   Barbara believed she had won that combat. Milliseconds after she raised her arms to celebrate that victory, the great white creature, wounded but not dead yet, attacked again, this time at the head…

    
7. frisko, 5, April 2005, 7:40 |  
   The newest addition to the Northern Quilting Ladies has just passed her initiation and is celebrating her new position in style.

    
8. CJ, 5, April 2005, 8:03 |  
   Damned outsourced mummies

    
9. TheFaramir, 5, April 2005, 8:15 |  
   That’s the extreme discount version of the Dance of the Seven Veils.

    
10. Moxie, 5, April 2005, 9:16 |  
    Friday the 13th Part VII- Night of the Exploding Kotex.

     
11. Spud, 5, April 2005, 9:20 |  
    Cha Cha Cha!

    It’s the dance of forbidden love

    Love represented by the many layers of pure white paper

    Forbidden by it’s location

    Lost in time

    Lost in the moment

    Cha Cha Cha!

     
12. adam, 5, April 2005, 9:21 |  
    tutankhamen rises from his tomb!

     
13. Esther, 5, April 2005, 10:57 |  
    Damn, I was hoping that picture wouldn’t get out.:oops:

     
14. JFLY, 5, April 2005, 11:02 |  
    So THAT’S what was clogging the toilet…

     
15. Merth, 5, April 2005, 11:19 |  
    What a “crappy” picture. Knuck knuck.

     
16. rust, 5, April 2005, 11:23 |  
    Ha! That’s nothing! The Virgin Mary rose up out of the toilet just after I flushed…

     
17. KZoo, 5, April 2005, 11:29 |  
    So why does this remind me of a bad Scooby Do episode?????

     
18. Merth, 5, April 2005, 14:11 |  
    You know… there is no evidence of a shirt beneath that toilet paper.

    Maybe this is the waitress cleaning up her boob during the post-french-fry incident? :boobs::boobs:

     
19. Maggie, 5, April 2005, 14:51 |  
    This is exactly the kind of thing that happens when parents aren’t around to teach children how to use the bathroom and related accessories.

     
20. Fran, 5, April 2005, 16:34 |  
    Wannabe groupie for TP and the Heartbreakers misunderstands what the TP really stands for.

    

     
21. Esther, 5, April 2005, 17:27 |  
    @ Fran

     
22. JFLY, 5, April 2005, 20:07 |  
    Fran -

     
23. JD, 5, April 2005, 23:05 |  
    That’s hot

     
24. Strizzle, 5, April 2005, 23:45 |  
    She’s trying to get backstage at the R.Kelly concert.:wtf:

     
25. Wildcat, 6, April 2005, 0:12 |  
    Do I LOOK like the bitchy math teacher’s house?!!

    or

    Oh, you said WIPE my ass…coulda swore you said wrap my ass with toilet paper!

     
26. Anna, 6, April 2005, 8:20 |  
    The wrapping of the Pope isn’t going as planned, is it?