Davezilla: Clean Humor, Filthy Comments

27 comments:

1. JFLY, 4. April 2005, 0:03
   

   Dave, ahem…why are you shaving your palms?

    
2. Bente, 4. April 2005, 0:17
   

   That is really funny, and it does look like a genie. I have to ask though, how long did you hold it in your hand to realize this, and then to take a photo. Funny stuff.

    
3. Fran, 4. April 2005, 0:17
   

   I hope you got your three wishes.

   What? You forgot to ask!

   What vessel did you rub to get the genie to come out?:grin:

    
4. Bente, 4. April 2005, 0:18
   

   It sort of looks like the Pilsbury Doughboy with his arms crossed as well.

    
5. Esther, 4. April 2005, 0:48
   

   Yeah, I’d suggest drinking your coffee first, then shaving.:grin:

    
6. JFLY, 4. April 2005, 1:47
   

   Fran – :wang:

    
7. Lace Valentine, 4. April 2005, 1:55
   

   Ha! Dave, that really is some trippy Genie serendipity.

   A shaving cream Jinn, however, is a little oxymoronic, as Jinn come from the Arabic lands and the Muslim men keep their beards rather than shave. Unless it’s a Smurf Genie, then it means trouble-shooting your computer.

    
8. kismet, 4. April 2005, 3:26
   

   You stared at that in a daze for at least two minutes, didn’t you. Possibly even started drooling.

   Actually, that’s probably what I would’ve done.

    
9. Spud, 4. April 2005, 3:29
   

   Kismet cracks me up

   and probably right as well.

   

    
10. Lung the Younger, 4. April 2005, 3:54
    

    Dude, awesome! It’s like soooo second Shroud of Turin. You did keep it right? I mean you didn’t go and actually use it or anything?

     
11. paddlepoplion, 4. April 2005, 6:22
    

    Are you left handed dave? I always put the shaving gel into my right hand before putting it on my face, and im right handed. Here, you’ve got it in your left hand.

    Just wondering.

     
12. Davezilla, 4. April 2005, 6:49
    

    I’m actually ambidextrous, which means I am equally clumsy with both hands.

     
13. Merth, 4. April 2005, 8:37
    

    I am not sure I would say that looks like a genie. Then again, my wife said my mind has been in the gutter lately. :wtf:

     
14. Spud, 4. April 2005, 8:41
    

    That’s some wierd fetish Merth.

    naked fat chefettes

    

    umm

     
15. Esther, 4. April 2005, 9:08
    

    Actually, I was right there in the gutter with Merth, when I first saw the picture.:wang:

     
16. CJ, 4. April 2005, 9:09
    

    Time to sell on Ebay

     
17. Princess Carmen, 4. April 2005, 9:20
    

    I bet GoldenPalace.com would have paid you millions for a shaving cream Genie. Either that or told you to totally lay off the hallucinogens.

     
18. Maya, 4. April 2005, 10:21
    

    it looked more smurf-like than genie-like at first glance. but the gutter thoughts were right on it’s tail.

     
19. rust, 4. April 2005, 10:43
    

    Ha! That’s nothing! Last week, I saw ELVIS in my toilet just before I flushed…

     
20. Elvis, 4. April 2005, 10:47
    

    Ha! That’s nothing! Last week, I saw RUST in my toilet just before I flushed…

     
21. Dave M., 4. April 2005, 11:53
    

    So long as you don’t see the Virgin Mary someday, I think you will be just fine.

     
22. Natalie, 4. April 2005, 17:25
    

    I would have said a monkey in a fez, but hey, it’s your shaving cream.

     
23. jen, 4. April 2005, 22:01
    

    quick chop off your hand and sell it on ebay!

    Actually it looks like the bastard love-child of the Pillsbury doughboy and Smurfette.

     
24. Smurfette, 4. April 2005, 22:48
    

    That doughboy doubles in size when he rises. Nothin’ says lovin’ like somethin’ from the oven, indeed!

     
25. Strizzle, 5. April 2005, 23:48
    

    A genie with a penis hat.

     
26. Wildcat, 6. April 2005, 0:06
    

    Genie Smurf?

    About Golden Palace…who knows, they might buy the pic itself. Maybe? No? Worth a shot.

     
27. -=e=-, 6. April 2005, 0:57
    

    Without the highlights, I thought it looked more like Bozo the clown.

    You know, with a little shaping, you can turn it into the Virgin Mary and make lots of money charging people to come to your bathroom and see this miracle. Think about it.