Davezilla: Clean Humor, Filthy Comments

Is it too much to hope the cats won’t leave a hairball in my boots every week?

Natalie and I went to the cinema on Saturday and were perplexed by some of the foods sold in the Toronto concessions of late. Burger King? Taco Bell? Pizza? A bit messy in a theatre seat, don’t you think?

Here are some other foods we hope will never be sold at the movies:

1. Rice Krispies
2. Floating Sushi Bar
3. Whole Main Lobster
4. Flaming Cheese (Opa!)
5. Spaghetti and Meatballs
6. Durian
7. Noodle Soup
8. Side of Beef
9. Beer Bong
10. Open Salad Bar
11. Raw Oysters
12. Absinthe
13. Spicy Buffalo Wings
14. Fondue
15. Dim Sum
16. Sloppy Joes
17. Watermelon
18. 20lb. Turkey Dinner with all the fixin’s
19. Anything with Gravy
20. Peas

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