Meet the Americans No. 2

25 March, 2005 Latest: Kirk, TinaMarie, Chris, Asshat, Spud,

Phyllis Glabstrubber.

Phyllis Glabstrubber

Phyllis Glabstrubber. American. Bunions are acting up again. The glasses help smelling flowers. Never paying $4.95 for a lousy paperback again. Bra is too tight. Dying for a Virginia Slims 100. Nope, don’t like the Pepsi Clear, either. Call that a dog? Damn kids. Toilet papered the trees again last night. Shoe’s coming apart. Running out of the Gold Bond powder. Think I’ll upgrade to first class on this flight.

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  • Guest Co-Author: Photo taken by the inimitable Tian

14 comments:

  1. Esther, 25, March 2005, 1:29 |  

    I think this woman may have been sitting behind me on my flight home yesterday.

     
  2. Tian, 25, March 2005, 2:23 |  

    Dave,

    I am glad that my photo was useful. Feel free to take anything you like from http://www.tian.cc and http://www.hanzismatter.com.

    have you seen the American made “I Survived the Great Wall” tee yet?

     
  3. Mandy, 25, March 2005, 9:39 |  

    Are her glasses in her nose? :wtf:

     
  4. wantwit, 25, March 2005, 9:47 |  

    dave, feel free to take anything from tian.cc or hanzismatter.com. i give you permission. no worries. :smile:

     
  5. Davezilla, 25, March 2005, 10:13 |  

    Thanks, wantwit! I’ve been waiting for your permission. Can I have a drink of water now? :mrgreen:

     
  6. Esther, 25, March 2005, 10:37 |  

    Forget the water, break out the brewskies!:java:
    (I think a beer icon is in order):smile:

     
  7. mikeB, 25, March 2005, 13:08 |  

    I had no idea there was a master-slave relationship between Dave and wantwit. Does Natalie know about this?

     
  8. Kirk, 25, March 2005, 13:14 |  

    I think Phyllis’ glasses are at the end of her nose because they got steamed up while she was reading those hot sexy scenes in her latest romance novel paperback.:smile:

     
  9. Kirk, 25, March 2005, 13:18 |  

    :twisted: I also think Natalie should be contacted immediately….Davezilla has taken a strange atraction to men with no pants and lonely women at the airport. Davezilla needs some immediate “:boobs::wang::boobs: from Natalie!:twisted:

     
  10. tian, 25, March 2005, 13:22 |  

    Kirk,

    Is Phyllis reading this romance novel?

     
  11. TinaMarie, 25, March 2005, 22:20 |  

    “Nerd in Shining Armour” my ass.

    What I want to read is “Nerd in Bondage”!
    That’s more my style.

     
  12. Chris, 25, March 2005, 23:43 |  

    Hey Davezilla and Zilla fans.

    I hope you won’t get upset with me - but I’m trying to pull off an April Fools Day joke and thought you’d all be the kind of folks that would get in to it. I want to bombard a friend of mine with bizzare postcards from all over. You don’t have to write anything or if you do, I hope you’ll be nice. If you’re so inclined, please send to:

    Asshat
    PO Box 4000
    Ontario, CA 91761

    Thank you, thank you, thank you. And Dave, if you yank this - my sincere apologies.

     
  13. Asshat, 26, March 2005, 18:37 |  

    Hey! You know how I hate postcards!

     
  14. Spud, 27, March 2005, 9:34 |  

    Under what classification do you place Phyllis Gladstubber??

    Genus Airportartis (American)
    -
    sub-species Female

    :???: