Note to Self: 5,211

22 March, 2005 Latest: Anna, rust, Natalie, Nikki, Davezilla,

The next time one of the cats demands roasted corn for dinner, avoid looking in the litter box.

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16 comments:

  1. Fran, 22, March 2005, 0:17 |  

    Oh no you di’n't! :wtf:

     
  2. Fran, 22, March 2005, 0:25 |  

    I’m glad I read the WHOLE story about the chewing gum thing because I thought it was any old chewing gum that caused the problem,er, breast augmentation.

    It WOULD have explained why I’m a EE but apparently Bazooka Bubble Gum doesn’t cause an increase in spite of the name.

     
  3. The Zero Boss, 22, March 2005, 0:35 |  

    Looking at corn shit in the litter box. Ahh, good times, good times…

     
  4. kermit, 22, March 2005, 0:41 |  

    Instead, just open a can of kernel corn (or better yet make some corn on the cob) and give it to aforementioned cat. My cat loved it.

     
  5. Kirk, 22, March 2005, 0:47 |  

    Everyone knows that pussy and corn only go together in the deep south! :dead:

    I had a copy of the Weekly World Report whose front cover proclaimed…SNEEZING INCREASES YOUR BUST SIZE! :boobs::boobs: It was my favoirte issue ‘cuz it also had a picture of Tammie Fae without makeup!:wtf:

     
  6. Mandy, 22, March 2005, 5:33 |  

    EE :boobs::boobs:, Fran? Girl, you could put an eye out with those things!:wtf:

     
  7. Spud, 22, March 2005, 5:50 |  

    Nothing fazes me, being a plumber you get to see, smell, touch all sorts of wonderful versions of food products.

    :-?

     
  8. CJ, 22, March 2005, 8:24 |  

    I am the Great Cornholio

     
  9. Anna, 22, March 2005, 8:54 |  

    Spud gets more interesting by the minute :twisted:

     
  10. rust, 22, March 2005, 10:58 |  

    Along the streets and hills of Valparaíso there lays evidence supreme of all kinds of gastronomic experiments with animals and their waste: the humble choclo is a part of this. Unfortunately, so are watermelons, rice, various parts of chicken anatomy, small rodents (hell, even large rodents), birds and other fauna. One need not visit a litterbox to marvel in these digestive feats. Just don’t step in it. Please.

     
  11. Natalie, 22, March 2005, 13:09 |  

    As if cat poop wasn’t bad enough already. :wtf:

     
  12. CJ, 22, March 2005, 14:40 |  

    You could hook this to the cat or yourself if your into it

     
  13. CJ, 22, March 2005, 14:42 |  

    I’m stupid and linked URL in my name

     
  14. Mandy, 22, March 2005, 19:10 |  

    corn. :neutral:

     
  15. Nikki, 23, March 2005, 13:56 |  

    Just wait until you have to wipe it off your baby’s rear end.

     
  16. Davezilla, 25, March 2005, 13:09 |  

    Thanks, no. :razz: